Liquid A**

[CaptainCrunch]

Wait a minute.

Who pays 17 bucks for a bottle of this stuff let alone 50 bucks for 9 bottles?

[Otto-matic]

Originally Posted by troutman

Egg salad sandwiches have this effect on me.

Yes,

This and boiled eggs, I can't stand the smell of boiled eggs.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Regulator75

Someone you don't like?

Yeah, for sure. You would have to really hate them, though hah.

[FlamesAddiction]

Next time you see an unleashed dog somewhere, spray the whole can on it.

[REDVAN]

A++ would read again

[Misterpants]

Man, you gotta do the long con on this one. Start dosing someones shoe daily, starting with the smallest amount you can. Slowly build the L.A. tolerance up of the victim up so eventually they don't smell it at all. They'll go crazy wondering why everyone asks them if they farted EVERYTIME they see them.

[Slava]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Okay, so I bought some Liquid Ass Fart Spray off amazon.ca. It was like $17 or something. If you've never heard of the stuff, you can check it out here: www.liquidass.com. I heard about it after listening to podcast episode 191 of 99% Invisible from December 2 titled "Worst Smell in the World." I had to smell for myself.

This stuff is marketed as a prank. It's not. It's a GD weapon. I spritzed two little sprays of the stuff yesterday outside and I instantly started violently dry-heaving. A couple of nano-molecules of the mist landed on my hoody and it was instantly contaminated and smelled horrendous. I had to take off all my clothes and wash them, then have a shower. I smelled like absolute shat, ass and death.

Another nano-particle must have got under my fingernail. That smell would make me dry heave, too. AFTER my shower.

Anyway, you should check this stuff out just so you can at least be part of the select few who has experienced what is absolutely the worst smell in the world. Nothing could be worse, I'm certain of it.

Not sure what to do with the rest of my bottle. Seems like a shame to throw it out.

I'll give you $10?

[Superflyer]

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Slava

I'll give you $10?

I might take you up on that. Give me a couple weeks, though. I just want to show my friends first. I think smelling this will help them grow as people.

[MrMastodonFarm]

$11

[Regulator75]

$12

[CubicleGeek]

Anywhere on the box does it say "Preferred cologne of the Edmonton Oilers."

[Flash Walken]

Sounds like the same stuff they (used) to sell at San Francisco at Market Mall.

[Otto-matic]

$12.01

[Fuzz]

Sliver, I think you have a market here. Just get a bunch of these,

fill them up and sell them on CP. Maybe use a funnel, or not. Your call.

[Slava]

Originally Posted by Sliver

I might take you up on that. Give me a couple weeks, though. I just want to show my friends first. I think smelling this will help them grow as people.

Something tells me that if you were to video this and post it here you could drive up the eventual sales price!

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Flash Walken

Sounds like the same stuff they (used) to sell at San Francisco at Market Mall.

It's definitely not. Are you thinking of those little glass bottles with the yellow liquid that you'd just bust? Kind of smelled like sulfur? That is absolutely nothing compared to Liquid Ass. Like I could smell the San Francisco stuff all day long and just be mildly inconvenienced. Liquid Ass makes you want to jump off a bridge.

[blueski]

I'm going to deploy it at my old now outsourced office.

[Kybosh]

Look at the ingredients and dilute it with whatever solvent it is in to more easily handled amounts. Then you start experimenting to determine how many spritzes it takes to a) make someone think they crapped themselves b) make the office think the toilet is backed up c) convince everyone they're actually in India.

[Regulator75]

Amazon Link.