09-22-2006, 03:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Originally Posted by kobafett
Your friend needs to say these three words exactly before burning it. Clatto Verata N....Nickle, Necktie I know it's a N word.
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"I had a beautiful girlfriend named Linda. We decided to spend a weekend at an abandoned cabin in the woods. While there we found a book, Necronomiconexmortis, roughly translated, the Book of the Dead. Inked in human blood and bound in human flesh it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something in the woods, something evil." 
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09-22-2006, 03:34 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Sounds like a great gift for your significant other! I figure nothing says "I love you" like a book of cadavers!
Now someone ask me why I'm single right now...
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09-22-2006, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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I wonder why no one has bothered to post a link to the thread about the foiled "sex with a corpse" plot.
In any event, I'm sure you could send this off to those three dudes and they'd be happy to have it.
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09-22-2006, 04:21 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Take some of the pictures out an look at the back of them, there might be more info on there. It was probably an older persons book. My grandma has a few pictures of relative in the coffin, she's from 'the old country' and is about 90.
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09-22-2006, 04:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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this thread needs pics!
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09-22-2006, 04:31 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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Umm...are you guys serious about wanting pics? I mean, i can probably scan the pictures...but...
...creepy.
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09-22-2006, 04:37 PM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
Umm...are you guys serious about wanting pics?
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Yes.
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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
I mean, i can probably scan the pictures...but...
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Please do.
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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
...creepy.
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Is this the first time you've made that realization about us?
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09-22-2006, 05:21 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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WE WANT PICS!!! Well, at least I do. 
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09-22-2006, 05:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
Umm...are you guys serious about wanting pics? I mean, i can probably scan the pictures...but...
...creepy.
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I'm thinking you might run that by a mod 1st, before you unnecessarily awake the evil spirits by exposing them to a scanner.
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09-22-2006, 05:29 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wet Coast
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09-22-2006, 06:27 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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When my grandmother died we got a bunch of her old photo albums. She also had a bunch of pictures of departed people in coffins, etc. I think that some people used to take a pictures like that in years gone by.
I wouldn't let it bother you or your friend to much.
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09-22-2006, 08:43 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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well, maybe just ONE pic
anyway, i say turn it into the library when your returning a bunch of books....
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09-22-2006, 09:14 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by ricosuave
well, maybe just ONE pic
anyway, i say turn it into the library when your returning a bunch of books....
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$20 says they'd try and sell it at one of their $0.50 book sales.
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09-23-2006, 01:54 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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My father has one of those books. It's got photos dead relatives dating back to the early 1900's. The ones that bother me the most are the ones of the babies.
I'm not sure what the point is, and it is not a tradition that I plan on keeping.
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09-24-2006, 02:24 AM
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Official CP Photographer
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: PL15
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I want to see pics as well.
I was going to say Ebay as well. But looks like someone already thought of that.
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09-24-2006, 09:03 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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That ebay idea is great. We could have a pool at CP trying to guess how much it will sell for!
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09-24-2006, 09:16 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: up north (by the airport)
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When I was a teenager, I dated a girl who showed me pictures of her mother's funeral. I'm not easily disturbed but yikes, it creeped me out. I couldn't look at her the same after that. We split up.
If the previous owners of the house don't want the book, then send it to those grave-robbing corpse-fornicators in Wisconsin. It'll give 'em something to look at (maybe fantasize about) behind bars.
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09-25-2006, 08:17 AM
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Likes Cartoons
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Ok, I convinced my friend to scan the images. Frankly, I'm more than a little creeped out by those pictures. The child pic was especially creepy. He just looks like he's sleeping in his little coffin.
Another funny note, my friend is terrified of the basement now. Looks like the previous owners didn't really clean out the basement and left a lot of junk down there. Isn't there a law against this?
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