Commercials you can't stand!

[darockwilder]

Originally Posted by Nyah

The CIBC Adventura Visa commercial with the penguins getting pissed off about fees & taxes grinds my gears, as I have on of those Visa's and went to book a flight to Amsterdam and it was almost $600 in fees & taxes.

So I take it you're not a penguin?

[annasuave]

The Swiffer Wet Jet commercial with the family that just moved the Pacific North West.

"The rayne! The muuhhd. Ba-B-AAA-m!!"

Ack. Her voice is painful to me. Her accent is dreadful. I need something to make the pain go away

[annasuave]

Originally Posted by ricosuave

Jesus Carl, it STINKS in here! I thought you father told you to do that in the shower!

LOL I can't believe that so many of us enjoy mocking this commercial in the wrong way... Count Anna and I in as well!

I feel a little ashamed about the things I suggest Carl might be doing in his room and failure of Carl's father as a parent to set the boy straight.

[DuffMan]

The transat holidays commercial, that woman doesn't realize her husband is going to leave her for the poolboy, first chance he gets.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by annasuave

I feel a little ashamed about the things I suggest Carl might be doing in his room and failure of Carl's father as a parent to set the boy straight.

It's not just boys:

https://www.facebook.com/snl/videos/10153729020951303/

[Minnie]

That Cardel Homes radio commercial - 'that's so Walden Place' to describe something that's really awesome. Yeah. Like fetch, it ain't going to happen.

[troutman]

Budweiser - every .... Damn .... Day.

Oooh dude, you're so edgy.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Has anyone mentioned the awful panago facial commercial that is constantly showing during flames games? God awful.

[Bill Bumface]

Originally Posted by Buzzard

New Amsterdam Vodka.

"All rise"...

I want to enter that bar with a tiger torch, find the hipster with the toque and orange shirt, and burn that stupid beard of his off so I never have to see it again.

I hate their ads.

I can just see the boardroom now:

"What image do we want for our new vodka?"

"Urban!"

"Yes! Urban!"

"What else do people like?"

"Ownership!"

"Love!"

"These are YOUR streets"

"When you love the city, it loves YOU back!"

"YES! We've done it!"

[Titan]

The GD sound effects ads on the Fan. The worst offender right now is the N@$%^&%%e ad (I won't mention the name because #### them) An alarm, a baby crying and some other GD sound? Screeching? And you want me to buy your ####? #### you.

[handgroen]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Has anyone mentioned the awful panago facial commercial that is constantly showing during flames games? God awful.

is that the one where he says everyone wants more cheese then laughs like a sex offender for the next 20 seconds?

[Cecil Terwilliger]

I believe that's the one yes. The final shot is a young lady on her knees looking up at the camera.. That's why I called it the facial commercial.

[Daradon]

How do you know she's on her knees? I think you can see her face and shoulders.

I think this speaks more to your mind than the commercial...

[Erick Estrada]

That Panago commercial is awful. That woman looks like she hit the wrong casting door as she looks more apt for some goth vampire movie.

[Sinny Darino]

I am Not sure if anybody has mentioned this one before in the previous 126 pages. But the new Chevy commercials are just downright awful. As a matter of fact all of their recent commercials with the last two years have been horrendous. But the new ones with the elevators and the kids in the hidden cars are just cringeworthy.

That guy has a face you just wanna punch, I hated Chevy before, now I hate them even more.

[calumniate]

Not sure if it's been mentioned before, but I think it's a Chevy one where they have kids play plants and zombies, then say their cars have Wi-Fi. Seriously.. Using kids like that is so underhanded.. and basically they're advertising to kids. Shameful!

^^ oh wow, post above confirms it!

[annasuave]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

I believe that's the one yes. The final shot is a young lady on her knees looking up at the camera.. That's why I called it the facial commercial.

I dunno. Me, it just makes me want to eat pizza. Lots of pizza. Lots and lots of pizza with extra cheese. The chick at the end is a bit awkward, but maybe men aren't the target audience? Maybe the commercial is geared to women of the dark hair and lots of eyeliner persuasion? You there, pale, tragic and possibly vegetarian girl. Get over yourself and order a pizza already. A big one. With extra cheese. You know you want to.

[GoinAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by ken0042

And why wouldn't it be started? The only one that makes sense is where the pipe burst and the agent has arranged for an emergency plumber and cleanup crew. But when my car was stolen a few years ago I also had a claim number right away when I called my insurance company.

That is the worst commercial. I realize I'm really over thinking this but how is it JUST your kitchen flooded? Is it somehow sealed off from the rest of the house? That's some pretty good damage isolation.

And could you not make the argument the claim was started when someone from Intact picked up the phone? No....it's only when he asks "so has my claim been started?"

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay

That is the worst commercial. I realize I'm really over thinking this but how is it JUST your kitchen flooded? Is it somehow sealed off from the rest of the house? That's some pretty good damage isolation.

And could you not make the argument the claim was started when someone from Intact picked up the phone? No....it's only when he asks "so has my claim been started?"

What cracks me up about those Intact commercials is that it's always the same guy that is calling his insurance company. They must love him! Haha. Rates must be insane with all the 'bad luck' he's been having.

As for the kitchen commercial, how do you know there's no water in the rest of the house? I don't think they show it. I guess he says 'my kitchen' but that could just mean where it started.

[rotten42]

Originally Posted by Sinny Darino

I am Not sure if anybody has mentioned this one before in the previous 126 pages. But the new Chevy commercials are just downright awful. As a matter of fact all of their recent commercials with the last two years have been horrendous. But the new ones with the elevators and the kids in the hidden cars are just cringeworthy.

That guy has a face you just wanna punch, I hated Chevy before, now I hate them even more.

The Chevy ones are bad. Let's talk about how you have wifi in the car. How it automatically turns down the radio for you when your seatbelt is not on. Who cares how the car brakes, corners accelerates or the quality of the vehicle. Its got WIFI motherf&&ker!!