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Old 09-20-2006, 11:13 AM   #1
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Default Doctors Report Successful Penis Transplant

Chinese doctors said they successfully transplanted a penis on a man who lost his own in an accident.

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well so many connotations to this.
Who will be the first guy to go to China to see if they can get a newer model?
What kind of accident would cause a man to lose his Willy?
What psychological problems could there have been for the man to have it removed after this success?
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:03 PM   #2
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Not so fast !!

His wife made him give it back, typical woman probably trying to prove a point

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Old 09-20-2006, 12:34 PM   #3
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she wanted the deluxe model
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Old 09-20-2006, 01:09 PM   #4
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she wanted the deluxe model
That's for sure.
I love this little tidbit.

There had been no signs of the 10-centimetre (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient's body

If I had a 4 inch penis transplanted to me I'd have them take it off too, of course I'd wouldn't do it untill they found a bigger one to put back on.
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:00 PM   #5
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What psychological problems could there have been for the man to have it removed after this success?
It sounds like his wife was "bothered by the appearance of the swelled, transplanted organ."

In other words, she worked herself up into a tizzy when she saw it, wouldn't listen to reason and flaked out over it.

The fact that she demanded he have it removed just smacks of a self centred nature.

The fact that he had it removed smacks of her crazy talk driving him over the edge.

I love my wife but if I was in the same position as this guy was I'm not sure I would respect her wishes on that one.
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Old 09-20-2006, 03:48 PM   #6
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It sounds like his wife was "bothered by the appearance of the swelled, transplanted organ."

In other words, she worked herself up into a tizzy when she saw it, wouldn't listen to reason and flaked out over it.

The fact that she demanded he have it removed just smacks of a self centred nature.

The fact that he had it removed smacks of her crazy talk driving him over the edge.

I love my wife but if I was in the same position as this guy was I'm not sure I would respect her wishes on that one.
You sure you wouldn't be bothered by only having 4 inches?
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Old 09-20-2006, 03:51 PM   #7
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You sure you wouldn't be bothered by only having 4 inches?
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Old 09-20-2006, 04:40 PM   #8
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I think the bigger question here is whether you need to have lost yours first before they transplant a new one on, or can they can just tack additional ones on without removing the original.
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Old 09-20-2006, 04:52 PM   #9
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I think the bigger question here is whether you need to have lost yours first before they transplant a new one on, or can they can just tack additional ones on without removing the original.
LMAO

Can you imagine???? A guy with multiple members???

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Old 09-20-2006, 07:37 PM   #10
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You sure you wouldn't be bothered by only having 4 inches?
If it was a choice between having no dick and having a 4 inch dick then I'd have to pick the latter.
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wouldn't that be an improvement for you Reaper?
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