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Rhettzky · 09-19-2006, 02:29 PM

...but it appears this guy is hating it?

http://www.break.com/index/cry_me_a_river.html

Agamemnon · 09-19-2006, 02:32 PM

She was on A&E a few nights ago as being a sex-addict. The guy comes home from practising/playing hockey and she requires sex (supposedly) at least 3 times before he goes to sleep. If he's too tired, tough. If he doesn't feel like it, tough. She's got a serious problem... sex is great and all, but sometimes (after 1-2 sessions) you just want to go to sleep.

Eastern Girl · 09-19-2006, 02:39 PM

Maybe it just takes this guy 2-3 times before he gets it right and she's satisfied.

Agamemnon · 09-19-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Maybe it just takes this guy 2-3 times before he gets it right and she's satisfied.

Maybe... but A&E was pretty convinced that she was a sex-addict, not dissatisfied. Not sure why they'd do a special on her if she wasn't...

Rhettzky · 09-19-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Agamemnon

She was on A&E a few nights ago as being a sex-addict. The guy comes home from practising/playing hockey and she requires sex (supposedly) at least 3 times before he goes to sleep. If he's too tired, tough. If he doesn't feel like it, tough. She's got a serious problem... sex is great and all, but sometimes (after 1-2 sessions) you just want to go to sleep.

I'll be the judge of that!!

Red Mile Style · 09-19-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Maybe it just takes this guy 2-3 times before he gets it right and she's satisfied.

Exactly!

OILFAN #81 · 09-19-2006, 02:54 PM

Oh what a huge problem this guy has! Poor baby!

How does he sleep at night????

Oh wait, I guess she doesn't let him!

Jayems · 09-19-2006, 03:07 PM

haha.. what a lame video of him scoring...

Edit:

oooooh. i just made a pun! how exciting.

The_Dude · 09-19-2006, 05:45 PM

Look at her as well. Probably a nice person, but not somebody I would wanna tackle a few times a day, if ya know what I mean....

Hack&Lube · 09-19-2006, 06:59 PM

Boohoo! Cry Cry! Play hockey all day, have sex all night. Who is this guy? Chris Pronger?

FireFly · 09-19-2006, 08:37 PM

He does know he can dump her, right?

CaramonLS · 09-19-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

He does know he can dump her, right?

I don't think he'd be able to live it down.

FireFly · 09-19-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CaramonLS

I don't think he'd be able to live it down.

If she was Jenna Jamieson, probably, but she's not even an extra on the set.

NSFL · 09-19-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CaramonLS

I don't think he'd be able to live it down.

Yeah, I agree. "I dumped my girlfriend because she wanted sex and I wanted to sleep." Never going to live that down.

Daradon · 09-19-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Maybe it just takes this guy 2-3 times before he gets it right and she's satisfied.

Lol I love how it's usually up to the guy to 'get it right' or otherwise make the session enjoyable. I've been with a couple women who are no better than this common stereotype, and heck, it's easier to get a guy excited isn't it?

Responsibility for making sex enjoyable should be shared 50/50. Yes there are lots of guys who can be selfish or lazy but there are lots of women who are unimaginative or boring themselves.

Back to the story, 3 times every single night over a long period of time would be a lot for anyone. Patners should obviously care about each others needs, but that goes for sex AND not wanting sex. Hard to say who needs to compromise more by this short story.

In interesting problem for sure and one many would want (reminds me of a joke) but hard to blame the guy.

As for the joke... How are sex and oxygen similar?

I'll put the punchline after a few guesses.

Mccree · 09-19-2006, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Daradon

Lol I love how it's usually up to the guy to 'get it right' or otherwise make the session enjoyable. I've been with a couple women who are no better than this common stereotype, and heck, it's easier to get a guy excited isn't it?

Responsibility for making sex enjoyable should be shared 50/50. Yes there are lots of guys who can be selfish or lazy but there are lots of women who are unimaginative or boring themselves.

Back to the story, 3 times every single night over a long period of time would be a lot for anyone. Patners should obviously care about each others needs, but that goes for sex AND not wanting sex. Hard to say who needs to compromise more by this short story.

In interesting problem for sure and one many would want (reminds me of a joke) but hard to blame the guy.

As for the joke... How are sex and oxygen similar?

I'll put the punchline after a few guesses.

You don't think they are important until you are not getting any.

MagicallyAdept · 09-20-2006, 06:39 AM

My work blocks that site due to pornography so i have missed the joke completely, anyone care to explain?

The responsibility for making sex enjoyable should be on the person who wants it most. If the man is horny but the girl is not interested then he must use all his skills to get her in the mood and make it enjoyable for her so next time she is not interested she can remember how good it was. Works both ways. If both parties are raring to go then it should be enjoyable without too much effort.

Daradon · 09-20-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mccree

You don't think they are important until you are not getting any.

Pretty much,

'Neither is a big deal unless your not getting any'.

rubecube · 09-21-2006, 01:44 PM

This guy is a baby. It sucks way more being on the opposite end of the spectrum.

Daradon · 09-21-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

This guy is a baby. It sucks way more being on the opposite end of the spectrum.

Hahah, the point of my joke exactly...