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			01-16-2016, 07:28 PM
			
			
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				He literally asks me what team I'm cheering for and then excitedly cheers for the opposite. My brother, the dirty oilers fan bought him a jersey and now I need to find a new son 
			
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			01-16-2016, 07:39 PM
			
			
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			01-16-2016, 08:02 PM
			
			
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			I am cheering for stajan on behalf of my draft kings team.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-16-2016, 08:10 PM
			
			
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			01-16-2016, 08:14 PM
			
			
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			Did my last pre game reading of the Oiler fans threads on HF. 
 
If you read it in the voice of a slightly stupid, petulant 6 year old girl all of their posts suddenly make a lot of sense. 
 
We're always innnnjjjjurrred 
 
The refs haaaaattttte us 
 
Kelly Hrudey talks about the flames tooo too tooo much. 
 
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			01-16-2016, 08:20 PM
			
			
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			Make fun all you want, Flames are 26th in the league. Flames better not take any game lightly even against the greasers. They've got enough talent to beat us if our d play like drunken adolescents.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-16-2016, 08:24 PM
			
			
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				Did my last pre game reading of the Oiler fans threads on HF. 
 
If you read it in the voice of a slightly stupid, petulant 6 year old girl all of their posts suddenly make a lot of sense. 
 
We're always innnnjjjjurrred 
 
The refs haaaaattttte us 
 
Kelly Hrudey talks about the flames tooo too tooo much. 
 
Wait til Conner mcboyband gets back, we'll dessstroy everyone. 
			
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You missed the best one by blackdog38:
 
"Our only hope is if the Flames come out stale after an easy win and the Oilers do the opposite.
 
However the Oil always play down to the level of play of the opposition so 5-2 Calgary."
 
The Oilers have almost literally not been able to play  down to the level of their opposition in a freaking decade.  You idiots, you've been 30th of 30 for the better part of the 21st century.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-16-2016, 08:27 PM
			
			
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			Am I the only one who thinks a 4 year old giving you the finger is messed up? My daughter would make that mistake once.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-16-2016, 08:30 PM
			
			
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				Am I the only one who thinks a 4 year old giving you the finger is messed up? My daughter would make that mistake once. 
			
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			01-16-2016, 08:31 PM
			
			
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				Am I the only one who thinks a 4 year old giving you the finger is messed up? My daughter would make that mistake once. 
			
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And posting it on Calgarypuck.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-16-2016, 08:33 PM
			
			
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			Great parenting.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-16-2016, 08:36 PM
			
			
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				My god. This is my life. 
 
My 10-year-old does EXACTLY the same thing, and has become a Canucks fan thanks to the strong influence of my mom and step dad. They bought him a Canucks jersey a couple of years ago. 
			
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I'm sorry but there are strict rules put in place when children are born. Trying to introduce my babies to any other team no matter who you are will NOT end well.
 
Calgary Flames 
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			01-16-2016, 08:39 PM
			
			
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He actually hurt his finger and has no idea what the middle finger is. I was joking
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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				He actually hurt his finger and has no idea what the middle finger is. I was joking 
			
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			01-16-2016, 08:46 PM
			
			
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			01-16-2016, 08:47 PM
			
			
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			01-16-2016, 08:47 PM
			
			
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			01-16-2016, 08:47 PM
			
			
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Thought I'd throw a funny picture in and jeeeeez.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-16-2016, 08:49 PM
			
			
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