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Old 01-01-2016, 07:45 PM   #521
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Is anyone else hoping for a post from Wannamaker?
Demler is Wannamaker......Wannamaker is Demler. Wannamaker is a man. OH MY GOD, Wannamaker is a man?!?!?
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Old 01-01-2016, 07:46 PM   #522
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Does anyone remember that thread where buddy's girlfriend showed up to chew him out? I think her name was Bronzel or something?

While we're all waiting, I thought I'd do some background research on epic CP posts, but I can't seem to remember what thread that was.
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Does anyone remember that thread where buddy's girlfriend showed up to chew him out? I think her name was Bronzel or something?

While we're all waiting, I thought I'd do some background research on epic CP posts, but I can't seem to remember what thread that was.
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Look up the stolen extension cord rant, followed by the extention cord for sale thread.
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Old 01-01-2016, 07:50 PM   #524
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Bronzel's post about her whining boyfriend's intimacy issues got the record number of thanks, I believe. I thought it was all too perfect to be real though.
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Is it possible For this thread to be the top thread for two consecutive years considering it spans New Years?
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Due to some recently acquired info, I do ask that the thread not be locked just yet. Possibly epic post incoming from a new source. If true, it will be worth it.
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Virginity for sale or something close to that.
Right on. Got it.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpos...&postcount=327

Damn that was something.
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Bronzel's post about her whining boyfriend's intimacy issues got the record number of thanks, I believe. I thought it was all too perfect to be real though.
I think it had something to do with the size of his unit while inside her. I think he was complaining she was too "open" or something. Then she came in and basically called him small and accused him of playing too many video games.

I'm not sure if pimking's ex could ever top that but I'm willing to wait and see....
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Old 01-01-2016, 07:56 PM   #530
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I didn't give him any money because I thought he was a dink. However, If I had thrown 50 bucks his way I would consider it good value for the entertainment. There's no way he ever thought all of this would catch up with him...and then some. What a moron! And it could possibly get even MORE interesting? Wow.
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Ya, that's nothing though. He posted a pic of his girlfriend giving him a BJ, holding a hand written note to prove it was actually him. Yikes.
Actually there's a thread there where he posted a couple of pictures of her bits too
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Old 01-01-2016, 08:00 PM   #532
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This is quite the adventure this guy took us (I use this term rather liberally, because I did not give him an money) on.

Any chance his girlfriend is springs1?
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This is quite the adventure this guy took us (I use this term rather liberally, because I did not give him an money) on.

Any chance his girlfriend is springs1?
According to some of his roid posts, he apparently had trouble delivering the ranch dressing.
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I didn't give him any money because I thought he was a dink. ...
This guy is not a dink, he's anything but a dink. An a$$hole, a d...bag, a slimeball, a scumbag. Not a dink.
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Old 01-01-2016, 08:16 PM   #535
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You could tell he was really holding the racism back on this forum, due to both the moderation and the fact that we're a mostly Canadian board. He'd put out feelers as to what he could say about Muslims and then would get called out and he'd back away.

I knew there was typical southern States hardcore racism hiding behind his more watered down, thinly veiled racism that we experienced here.
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This guy is not a dink, he's anything but a dink. An a$$hole, a d...bag, a slimeball, a scumbag. Not a dink.
Correct, apparently MMF is the dink.
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Correct, apparently MMF is the dink.
Yeah, everyone needs to keep their dinks straight around here.
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Found another forum where he was asking for handouts:
http://www.aldeer.com/forum/ubbthrea...Number=1319278
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Man, that roid forum is a hive of scum and dooshclownery. One can only hope that part of the gene pool is near the drain.

Living as that sad-sack for a week is punishment enough for him. How insecure do you have to be...
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Old 01-01-2016, 08:29 PM   #540
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Found another forum where he was asking for handouts:
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I've considered myself a very prideful man. I don't like to show my emotions too often and really hate to ask for help.
ha... hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
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