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Old 07-25-2006, 11:53 PM   #1
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I just found this and wondered what you guys could come up with.
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Old 07-26-2006, 12:20 AM   #2
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Kipper's reaction when they told him he might have gone to the Canucks
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Old 07-26-2006, 01:00 PM   #4
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Old 07-26-2006, 01:51 PM   #5
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:40 PM   #6
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:41 PM   #7
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:25 PM   #10
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:57 AM   #11
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:39 AM   #12
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Old 08-30-2006, 08:43 AM   #13
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Old 09-05-2006, 04:50 PM   #14
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Old 09-06-2006, 10:14 PM   #15
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I can't believe this jersey has a collar!
Not only does it have a collar--it has a logo printed on the collar. Gotta love European hockey.
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:29 AM   #16
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Kipper: "The other team is reeeeeetarded"
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Old 10-05-2006, 11:49 AM   #17
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hahaha. You win this thread!
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:22 PM   #18
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Dion Phaneuf wants to practice his slapshot?
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:06 AM   #19
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:27 PM   #20
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Do I get any second consideration if I told you it means "She is bleeding profusely!"?
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