Peni$ pump = bomb?

[Cheese]

Mardin Amin, 29, has said he told a guard at O'Hare International Airport that the object was a "pump" -- for his penis. But his attorney has said that the guard misunderstood Amin as saying it was a "bomb."

Hmmmm...so many things one could say about this...like why take a pump on a carry on bag? Yeesh

Pump me up!

[Superflyer]

Man so many things wrong with this. How can you mistake pump and bomb? They are not even close. Also even if you look at it how can you think that it is a bomb. I have seen them, never used one......I swear .
And last who is just going to go up to a security guard and go "Psst.....guess what I got in my bag, yea a bomb. Is'nt that awsome." Then again who goes "Psst.....guess what I got in my bag, yea a penis pump. Is'nt that awsome."

[ken0042]

Originally Posted by Superflyer

How can you mistake pump and bomb? They are not even close.

Say "pump" the way Hanz and Franz on SNL would say it. (circa 1989)

Depending on the accent; it could be heard wrong.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Maybe he his understood him.
Like maybe the guy said something like,

"Yo bro, this here penis pump, it's DA BOMB!!!!"

Honest mistake.

[troutman]

[returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

[Mango]

Perhaps I'm naive...but that's possible?!

[Jayems]

haha...

When was the last time a terrorist was going through security, and when asked what was in his bag, he figuered the gig was up and said "Damn, ya got me.. durka durka... its a bomb.."

Maybe a little common sense by the airport screeners isn't so common...

Then again, a penis pump... for carry on?

[ken0042]

Originally Posted by Jayems

Then again, a penis pump... for carry on?

I suppose that would depend on what the in-flight movie is.

[RedHot25]

Originally Posted by ken0042

I suppose that would depend on what the in-flight movie is.

[Nehkara]

Originally Posted by RedHot25