12-08-2015, 12:42 AM
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First Line Centre
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If the Flames pick him up, I would want SEMIN on my jersey...
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12-08-2015, 06:29 AM
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#102
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That was indeed a lazy joke lazypucker.
But I'm sure you could find an establishment to add Semin to your jersey for cheaper even before he is pocked up by the flames. Indeed, you could probably get it on your jersey for free.
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12-08-2015, 07:41 AM
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#103
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Originally Posted by Locke
Also, now that I think about it, please dont suggest that the Flames pick him up.
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why you gotta be so salty?
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12-08-2015, 08:10 AM
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#104
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Maybe some pineapple could make his contract a little more palatable.
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12-08-2015, 08:22 AM
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#105
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For Semin to be effective he needs multiple shots on goal.
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12-08-2015, 08:44 AM
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#106
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Brisbane
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A few posters are hilarious but I'm mostly just shaking my head at CP right now. I will add this though.
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12-08-2015, 08:48 AM
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#107
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Taking a while to get to 5000
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These jokes. Really starting to snowball.
Anyone use that yet?
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12-08-2015, 09:25 AM
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#108
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Franchise Player
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This thread is just as terrible as I expected. Nice.
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12-08-2015, 09:38 AM
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#109
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Red Deer
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An entire thread of ejaculation references. Surely nobody has ever received an infraction for something like that, right? 
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12-08-2015, 09:48 AM
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#110
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In the Sin Bin
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An entire thread of ejaculation references. Surely nobody has ever received an infraction for something like that, right? |
Who is talking about ejaculation? People are just cumming to see what the fuss is about.
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12-08-2015, 10:04 AM
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#111
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Some kinda newsbreaker!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Learning Phaneufs skating style
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Renaud Lavoie @renlavoietva
#canadiens Alexander Semin clear waivers. #tvasports
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12-08-2015, 10:04 AM
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#112
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: CGY
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Semin Flushed
Del
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12-08-2015, 10:55 AM
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#113
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Probably confirms that he'll be playing European hockey by the end of the season. Sucks for the Hurricanes to have him on contract (2.333M/year) untill the 2020-2021 season
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12-08-2015, 11:05 AM
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#114
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
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I can't see Semin being of much value in the A. I'm sure he'll enjoy his time there, but I don't see a result beyond that.
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12-08-2015, 11:07 AM
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#115
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Samiz
Probably confirms that he'll be playing European hockey by the end of the season. Sucks for the Hurricanes to have him on contract (2.333M/year) untill the 2020-2021 season
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Good. I enjoy seeing teams who sign players to stupid contracts get penalized. Signing a guy to a 5yr/35mil contract or whatever it was, after a 54 points season is a dumb move and deserves to be mocked. Especially because Semin was more then content to sign 1 year contracts almost every season prior.
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12-08-2015, 11:49 AM
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#116
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Taking a while to get to 5000
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Originally Posted by PlayfulGenius
I can't see Semin being of much value in the A. I'm sure he'll enjoy his time there, but I don't see a result beyond that.
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Well played.
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12-08-2015, 12:28 PM
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#117
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: St. George's, Grenada
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Well played.
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Ha-ha. Now I get it
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12-08-2015, 12:32 PM
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#118
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Scoring Winger
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I love this thread
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12-08-2015, 12:36 PM
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#119
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: TEXAS!!
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This thread is fantastic.
I've got like 5 really solid jokes, but they're all just a tiny bit across the line.
So I'll keep them to myself, because I really don't want to see this thread get moderated.
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12-08-2015, 12:37 PM
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#120
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BACKCHECK!!!
This thread is fantastic.
I've got like 5 really solid jokes, but they're all just a tiny bit across the line.
So I'll keep them to myself, because I really don't want to see this thread get moderated.
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Dont hold back man, carpe diem!
Once in a lifetime opportunity.
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