10-05-2015, 01:46 PM
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Jagr Vows to Bring Back the Mullet
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/j...oberto-luongo/
I don't think there is any doubt this topic deserves it's own thread.
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"I'm growing it back. I have to," "We have to wear helmets, so that's why I'm growing my hair back out."
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Thanks Luongo?
Last edited by CroFlames; 10-05-2015 at 01:50 PM.
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10-05-2015, 01:48 PM
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The man, the myth, the legend ....
Edit: the inspiration?
Last edited by Jacks; 10-05-2015 at 02:10 PM.
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10-05-2015, 01:49 PM
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Bear with me, the quote function is all messed up.
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10-05-2015, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Referencing Jagr's hair as a mullet is an insult to the Jagr mop. This is not some Edmontonian dystopian doo forced upon a large portion of the culture due to lack of access to proper education and basic hygiene services.
This is a choice to have the greatest flow ever seen by human kind. It deserves it's own name and not to be compared with the filth of the "mullet"
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10-05-2015, 01:54 PM
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Haha, oh man, it's going to be a fun year to be a Panthers fan.
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10-05-2015, 01:56 PM
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Wait until the day comes when Chicago is going for another run and acquire Jagr at the deadline. I could see him and Kane rocking the hair on a playoff run together.
Then they'll have to add another 'Travelling Jagr.'
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10-05-2015, 01:59 PM
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Jagr is on pure troll mode in life, I love it.
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10-05-2015, 02:03 PM
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finally a topic that I fully endorse!
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10-05-2015, 02:04 PM
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Location: Calgary
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I don't know what news I like more, Raymond on waivers or this!
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10-05-2015, 02:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by N-E-B
I don't know what news I like more, Raymond on waivers or this!
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Maybe the Panthers can claim Raymond and then he can grow a mullet?
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10-05-2015, 02:08 PM
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Gotta be good for an extra 20 points this year
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10-05-2015, 02:13 PM
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Can't imagine many 18 year olds will be attracted to him with a mullet.
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10-05-2015, 02:15 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I kind of want him to be a Flame just so I can get his jersey.
Crazy to think this is the same guy once seen as a cancer or primadonna back in the day.
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10-05-2015, 02:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Wait until the day comes when Chicago is going for another run and acquire Jagr at the deadline. I could see him and Kane rocking the hair on a playoff run together.
Then they'll have to add another 'Travelling Jagr.'
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It's funny how this isn't even a ridiculous statement.
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10-05-2015, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DionTheDman
Can't imagine many 18 year olds will be attracted to him with a mullet.
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He's been there, done that. He's going after 30 somethings now who are nostalgic about the 80's. Ultraman Jagr doesn't just stick to one demographic. He's equal opportunity.
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10-05-2015, 02:17 PM
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First the young model, now this! How does this man become my life coach?
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10-05-2015, 02:18 PM
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Most important news of the day
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10-05-2015, 02:24 PM
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Czech people seem really out there in general
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10-05-2015, 03:02 PM
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How long is he planning to play for! This isn't going to grow in 1 season!
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10-05-2015, 03:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Yeah looking at that Pens picture, that's a multi-year growth for sure.
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