Joni "Oreo" Ortio

[Reggie Dunlop]

SUPERIOR-TIO!

(Headline on Flames website)

[J79]

Not everybody needs a nickname.

[mennoknight]

Orts is offensive to bigger pieces of food. An ort is food too! Signed - an ort

[Reggie Dunlop]

The Ortmeister. Ort-O-Rama. Ortitollah. Grand Ol' Orty.

Makin' saves.

[driveway]

There is and always has been 0% chance of Oreo (get over yourself Vulcan, Oreo is a fine nickname for a white guy) hitting waivers.

The flames will trade or send down Hiller before they let Ortio hit waivers

[Alberta_Beef]

Originally Posted by driveway

There is and always has been 0% chance of Oreo (get over yourself Vulcan, Oreo is a fine nickname for a white guy) hitting waivers.

The flames will trade or send down Hiller before they let Ortio hit waivers

0%? Yeah, right.

[Roughneck]

Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos

http://www.theonion.com/article/pope...after-se-51363

WASHINGTON—Admitting the startling discovery had compelled him to reexamine his long-held beliefs, His Holiness Pope Francis announced Tuesday that he had reversed his critical stance toward capitalism after seeing the immense variety of Oreos available in the United States. “Oh, my goodness, look at all these! Golden Oreos, Cookie Dough Oreos, Mega Stuf Oreos, Birthday Cake Oreos—perhaps the system of free enterprise is not as terrible as I once feared,” said the visibly awed bishop of Rome while visiting a Washington, D.C. supermarket, adding that the sheer diversity of flavors, various colors and quantities of creme filling, and presence or absence of an outer fudge layer had led to a profound philosophical shift in his feelings toward the global economy and opened his eyes to the remarkable capabilities of the free market. “Only a truly exceptional and powerful economic system would be capable of producing so many limited-edition and holiday-themed flavors of a single cookie brand, such as these extraordinary Key Lime Pie Oreos and Candy Corn Oreos. This is not a force of global impoverishment at all, but one of endless enrichment.”



Perhaps Pope Francis could learn to be a bit more culturally sensitive in the future.


As for Joni, I am a fan.

[Erick Estrada]

Okay I'm confused. I thought I was clicking on an Ortio thread but all I see here is racism and cookie talk. I think we may have a box of Oreo cookies in my house. Should I throw it out?

[kermitology]

Turku Goaliebot 2.0

[heep223]

Most threads in which Ortio is a main topic, including GT and PGT when he's playing, turn into cookie talk. Wouldn't have it any other way!

[saillias]

Chips Ahoy > Oreos

Fight me

[Lanny'sDaMan]

[driveway]

Originally Posted by Alberta_Beef

0%? Yeah, right.

0%. He's younger, cheaper, and has higher upside than either Ramo or Hiller. We're not cup contenders this year, and we're facing a bit of a cap-crunch right now.

I'll do something with pubes if Ortio hits waivers before the season starts.

[NewFan]

So are we talking about Oreos? I'm from Asia so I guess I can be Oreo too.

[Blarg]

Originally Posted by saillias

Chips Ahoy > Oreos

Fight me

You. Me. Flag pole. 3 O'clock. Be there or be square.

[Finger Cookin]

Good lord, CP.

[Poe969]

I think Oreo, Chips Ahoy, Flag pole and square are all raciest in some way....

Joni Ortio played extremely well...for a Finnish person

[Alberta_Beef]

Originally Posted by driveway

0%. He's younger, cheaper, and has higher upside than either Ramo or Hiller. We're not cup contenders this year, and we're facing a bit of a cap-crunch right now.

I'll do something with pubes if Ortio hits waivers before the season starts.

He has 15 career games. Suggesting there is a 0% chance he will be waived is ridiculous

[DionTheDman]

Originally Posted by Vulcan

Orts is fine.

How about Jorts?

[Geeoff]

Originally Posted by Vulcan

It's too late for that, the cat is out of the bag.

So what do you call the cookies?