09-20-2015, 09:35 PM
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First Line Centre
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Poor Jagr was the victim of a nefarious blackmailing scheme
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nh...172338281.html
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At this point in his life, 43-year-old Jaromir Jagr isn’t just marching to his own drummer, but basically his own drum corps. He’ll play as long as he wants. He play wherever he feels like it (i.e. places with a lack of personal income tax). He’s Jaromir Friggin’ Jagr, and you’re not.
So maybe you think you’re going to, say, blackmail Jagr with a scandalous selfie featuring him in bed with an 18-year-old model who happens to be dating a Czech junior player. Well, think again: You’re going to be about as successful as that Wayne Enterprises dweeb who tried to blackmail Bruce Wayne in “The Dark Knight.” In the words of Morgan Freeman: “Good luck.”
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09-20-2015, 09:43 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Helsinki, Finland
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Blackmailing a single rich athlete with a photo of him with an 18-year old model?
WTF, worst plan ever 
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09-20-2015, 09:46 PM
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#3
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Jagr is a legend. Gonna be a sad day when he retires.
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09-21-2015, 05:39 AM
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#4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by codynw
Jagr is a legend. Gonna be a sad day when he retires.
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Fortunately none of us will be around for that day. Will suck for our great grandchildren.
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09-21-2015, 07:34 AM
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#5
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Jagr has said that playing with the youngsters keeps him young. Who knew he was talking about playing in bed not the hockey rink.
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09-21-2015, 08:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Greybeard
Jagr has said that playing with the youngsters keeps him young. Who knew he was talking about playing in bed not the hockey rink.
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You're only as old as the women you feel. 
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09-21-2015, 08:07 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Thunder Bay Ontario
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Maybe it's just me but I'd pay to have my picture n bed with an 18 year old model.
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09-21-2015, 08:10 AM
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#8
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The kid that this girl is dating probably isn't even mad.
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09-21-2015, 08:17 AM
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First Line Centre
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I thought the girl must be underage or something, but thank god no.
Guys a legend.
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09-21-2015, 08:21 AM
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First Line Centre
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Double
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09-21-2015, 09:21 AM
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In the Sin Bin
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Haha P>I>M>P.
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09-21-2015, 09:44 AM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Southern Alberta
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I've really tried to dislike Jagr, I just can't , it's not possible, it might be a good test to see if your dealing with a bot
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09-21-2015, 09:52 AM
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#13
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Pliddy
I've really tried to dislike Jagr, I just can't , it's not possible, it might be a good test to see if your dealing with a bot
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Or Penguins fan.
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09-21-2015, 09:55 AM
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09-21-2015, 09:58 AM
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#15
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Franchise Player
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I'd really like to see Jagr in a Flames jersey before he retires.
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09-21-2015, 10:37 AM
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#16
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The kid was gonna blackmail him for $2000? lololololololololol Way to aim high dood.
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09-21-2015, 10:41 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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His teammates are probably loving this lol.
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09-21-2015, 11:20 AM
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Franchise Player
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Who takes a seflie of themselves as someone is sleeping beside them? What a creep.
Hopefully her boyfriend dumped her cheating skank ass, and Jagr gives him an autographed poster of himself.
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09-21-2015, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Hopefully her boyfriend dumped her cheating skank ass, and Jagr gives him an autographed poster of himself.
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Autographed pic of him sleeping next to his g/f would be better 
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09-21-2015, 11:48 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Who takes a seflie of themselves as someone is sleeping beside them? What a creep.
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Well she's a model from Czech and he's a hero over there. She probably just wanted to show her friends.
I mean if you woke up next to Scarlett Johansson, would your buddies believe you without proof?
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