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Old 10-22-2004, 12:31 PM   #121
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Darth Vader vs the Ohio State marching band
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:33 PM   #122
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Darth Vader vs the Ohio State marching band
Buckeyes.They have one mean trombone section.

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Come now.. Vader would total electrify the entire band.

I would have to go with spleen.. i don't know why.

Professor Frink or Cleetus the Slack Jawed Yokel?
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Come now.. Vader would total electrify the entire band.

I would have to go with spleen.. i don't know why.

Professor Frink or Cleetus the Slack Jawed Yokel?
Cleetus the slack-jawed yokel because he has a million kids to bring in as reinforcements.

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Originally posted by Reaper+Oct 22 2004, 01:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Reaper @ Oct 22 2004, 01:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-arsenal@Oct 22 2004, 12:42 PM
Come now.. Vader would total electrify the entire band.

I would have to go with spleen.. i don't know why.

Professor Frink or Cleetus the Slack Jawed Yokel?
Cleetus the slack-jawed yokel because he has a million kids to bring in as reinforcements.

Challenge: Wood Sticks vs. Composite Sticks [/b][/quote]
Composite would break at an inopportune moment, allowing wood to sneak away with the win.

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Old 10-22-2004, 01:38 PM   #126
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Dancing Fata. Better lateral movement.

Bert Wilson or Carey Wilson?
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Old 10-22-2004, 01:40 PM   #127
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I'm pretty sure you know what I'm gonna say on that one.

Edit: Ohh to slow. I'm gonna go with Bert, cause he doens't have a girls name.

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Old 10-22-2004, 02:29 PM   #128
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Candy......cuz she's sweet and great to eat!!

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Old 10-22-2004, 02:56 PM   #129
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TBay Fonzie...he has a tatoo and everything!

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Old 10-22-2004, 02:58 PM   #130
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CK is the MAN.

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Old 10-22-2004, 06:26 PM   #131
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Tranny in a cakewalk.......he's already done it to him once before on his own board!


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Old 10-22-2004, 07:28 PM   #132
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Well despite Chyna's strength advantage, I still think he/she would wear out trying to move McNeil who would than eventually collapse on ex-wrestler and suffocate it to death. So Rita McNeil wins.

Velvet Revolver vs. Guns'n'roses or in short form due to the even out effect
Axl Rose vs Scott Heroin is good Weiland.
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Velvet Revolver vs. Guns'n'roses or in short form due to the even out effect
Axl Rose vs Scott Heroin is good Weiland.
Tough one. Axl's got all that hair, but Weiland's such a wirey fellow, it'd be tough to say. I'm liking Velvet Revolver's stuff right now, so I'll say they win



Sitting at a pub watching the Flames win the Stanley Cup

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Going to a club and meeting your future wife

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Old 10-22-2004, 09:26 PM   #134
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Going to a club and meeting your future wife
I have to see about a girl.

(apologies to Robin Williams and Flames fans everywhere ).

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I have to see about a girl.

(apologies to Robin Williams and Flames fans everywhere ).

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Tampa, cause the Oilers suck even more.

Donald Trump VS. Mark Cuban?
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Mark Cuban....hes more "hip"

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Old 10-23-2004, 10:22 AM   #137
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I like the Canadian rooster to shred that southerner to pieces.

Next up US postal service battle between

Newman from Seinfeld, and Cliff Claven from Cheers
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I like the Canadian rooster to shred that southerner to pieces.

Next up US postal service battle between

Newman from Seinfeld, and Cliff Claven from Cheers
Im likin cliff, Newman was scared of Jerry on many occasions, not exactly a force to be rekkened with. I bet once Cliff downed 3-4 brew he could throw, and you KNOW you aint knockion him down.


"Santa"(from flames/hitmen games) vs. Ken King
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Old 10-23-2004, 10:55 AM   #139
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ken king. i bet the guy would be a bulldog

micheal jordon or wayne gretzky
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Jordan .... I think we all saw that one fight gretzky tried to have late in his career *shudders*

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