06-01-2015, 02:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Please, please, please throw a shoe or something at the Oilers execs when they go up.
Abscond with a T-Shirt cannon if you must, do what it takes. They must know of their No-Goodness.
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06-01-2015, 02:26 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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If you're not being picked in the 1st round, then you shouldn't go.
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06-01-2015, 02:38 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Please, please, please throw a shoe or something at the Oilers execs when they go up.
Abscond with a T-Shirt cannon if you must, do what it takes. They must know of their No-Goodness.
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Or pull a Derek Zoolander. Walk up to the podium when McDavid's name gets called, put on the jersey and thank everyone for the honour. Refuse to leave no matter what.
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06-01-2015, 02:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kelowna, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Please, please, please throw a shoe or something at the Oilers execs when they go up.
Abscond with a T-Shirt cannon if you must, do what it takes. They must know of their No-Goodness.
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you need to get the oil version of these....
you should be able to chuck a shoe a lot farther than a jersey!!
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06-01-2015, 03:21 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner
Or pull a Derek Zoolander. Walk up to the podium when McDavid's name gets called, put on the jersey and thank everyone for the honour. Refuse to leave no matter what.
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Please this.
"Everyone said that being picked 1st overall as an unknown middle-aged man was impossible. Well, I guess I showed the....."
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06-01-2015, 03:24 PM
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Find out what hotel the Oilers' management is staying at. Put a burning bag of dog poop on the floor outside Kevin Lowe's room, knock on the door, and run away. Don't forget to set up a hidden camera before you do all of this.
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06-01-2015, 03:24 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MattyC
Please this.
"Everyone said that being picked 1st overall as an unknown middle-aged man was impossible. Well, I guess I showed the....."
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I'm sure we could get a CP crowd fund going too.
Loob Job - Would you do it for $200?
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06-01-2015, 03:28 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I would pay a hefty price to see someone shove Kevin Lowe off of a stage.
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06-01-2015, 03:29 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Calgary, AB
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Bb&t center across a large parking lot and road from Sawgrass Mills. There are several restaurants and pubs in there. We went to Cheesecake Factory when we went. If you arrive early enough you'll be able to park at the mall as well, they had security guards checking when we went, but we were already there for the restaurant.
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06-01-2015, 03:40 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Not attack you or anything like that, but I never understood the allure of attending a draft?
Seems pretty boring.
It's like watching people get called up at the doctors office "by number" except you're not even in line...
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06-01-2015, 03:41 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
Not attack you or anything like that, but I never understood the allure of attending a draft?
Seems pretty boring.
It's like watching people get called up at the doctors office "by number" except you're not even in line...
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Its more or less a sub-par All-Star game.
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06-01-2015, 03:43 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
Not attack you or anything like that, but I never understood the allure of attending a draft?
Seems pretty boring.
It's like watching people get called up at the doctors office "by number" except you're not even in line...
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I think there's some niche appeal:
- People looking to get rookie autographs on stuff
- More chance of talking to people who are part of the business (GMs, media, owners, etc...)
Can't really think of anything else. i agree it would be boring. Makes me think about the Bill Burr routine where he says people who complained about Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend deserve everything they get for watching the draft.
However, if someone was to throw something at the Oilers' brass and/or pull the Zoolander, that would be incredible.
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06-01-2015, 03:43 PM
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
Not attack you or anything like that, but I never understood the allure of attending a draft?
Seems pretty boring.
It's like watching people get called up at the doctors office "by number" except you're not even in line...
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Unless you're a fan of hockey and have been following the prospects and lists all season, then it's not like that at all.
Last edited by jayswin; 06-01-2015 at 04:01 PM.
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06-01-2015, 03:58 PM
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Franchise Player
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I went to the one in Jersey and it was a blast. You get to talk to fans from different fan bases and you get to boo the oilers. Sure, I was the only one booing MacTavish when he went to the podium, but my disdain for all that is no good is forever immortalized on youtube.
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06-01-2015, 04:02 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Calgary
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Better yet, sneak into the Flames war room and take a picture of their whiteboard with the list of players they ranked on it.
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06-01-2015, 04:03 PM
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Franchise Player
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Attending the draft in Calgary in 2000 was fun, if only for chanting "You sold out!" at Glen Sather and for booing Bettman.
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06-01-2015, 04:15 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flameswin
Unless you're a fan of hockey and have been following the prospects and lists all season, then it's not like that at all.
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Ah well that explains it. I clearly am not a fan of hockey.
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06-01-2015, 05:16 PM
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Franchise Player
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I think what he is getting at is if you are invested in the team then it shouldn't be anything like sitting in a doctors office.
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06-02-2015, 12:10 AM
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#20
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sunshine Coast
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
Ah well that explains it. I clearly am not a fan of hockey. 
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You said you weren't interested in watching junior hockey, whereas some people probably know the names of the first 100 or so draft picks before the draft.
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