05-25-2015, 07:54 PM
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#61
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First Line Centre
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I just quit my job last week (lawyer). Everyone said stay in touch, make sure you give us your email, phone number etc I said "no". (I threw a pizza party for the office on my last day, I bought about 8 pizzas, I'm not a total dick).
When people say "we'll have to get together sometime, etc" I never say that, if I want to do something with someone, I'll just ask them to when I want to.
When people invite me to or a party or something that I don't want to go to, and I know they'll give me grief about declining, I'll just say "that sounds good" and don't go. Later the person will realize that I never said I was coming, I just said it sounded good.
Last edited by Johnny199r; 05-25-2015 at 08:03 PM.
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05-25-2015, 08:03 PM
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#62
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by flylock shox
When leaving a party I never do rounds to say goodbye to anyone. I pretty much always just ghost.
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This is the only way. Mysteriously vanish.
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05-25-2015, 08:09 PM
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#63
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broke the first rule
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Originally Posted by flylock shox
When leaving a party I never do rounds to say goodbye to anyone. I pretty much always just ghost.
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Originally Posted by Boblobla
This is the only way. Mysteriously vanish.
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I'm assuming you ignore the "What happened to you last night? You totally smoke-showed" texts the next day?
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05-25-2015, 08:09 PM
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#64
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Johnny199r
I just quit my job last week (lawyer). Everyone said stay in touch, make sure you give us your email, phone number etc I said "no". (I threw a pizza party for the office on my last day, I bought about 8 pizzas, I'm not a total dick).
When people say "we'll have to get together sometime, etc" I never say that, if I want to do something with someone, I'll just ask them to when I want to.
When people invite me to or a party or something that I don't want to go to, and I know they'll give me grief about declining, I'll just say "that sounds good" and don't go. Later the person will realize that I never said I was coming, I just said it sounded good.
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It's just stuff you say. I agree with everything you said, but sometimes you just need to end a conversation.
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05-25-2015, 08:09 PM
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#65
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Originally Posted by Johnny199r
I just quit my job last week (lawyer). Everyone said stay in touch, make sure you give us your email, phone number etc I said "no". (I threw a pizza party for the office on my last day, I bought about 8 pizzas, I'm not a total dick).
When people say "we'll have to get together sometime, etc" I never say that, if I want to do something with someone, I'll just ask them to when I want to.
When people invite me to or a party or something that I don't want to go to, and I know they'll give me grief about declining, I'll just say "that sounds good" and don't go. Later the person will realize that I never said I was coming, I just said it sounded good.
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You must be a real blast at..........uh, the parties you don't go to. 
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05-25-2015, 08:10 PM
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#66
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flylock shox
When leaving a party I never do rounds to say goodbye to anyone. I pretty much always just ghost.
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Originally Posted by Boblobla
This is the only way. Mysteriously vanish.
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Irish goodbye. I'm the King, except for the drunk driving part.
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05-25-2015, 08:19 PM
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#67
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damn onions
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Originally Posted by Johnny199r
I just quit my job last week (lawyer). Everyone said stay in touch, make sure you give us your email, phone number etc I said "no". (I threw a pizza party for the office on my last day, I bought about 8 pizzas, I'm not a total dick).
When people say "we'll have to get together sometime, etc" I never say that, if I want to do something with someone, I'll just ask them to when I want to.
When people invite me to or a party or something that I don't want to go to, and I know they'll give me grief about declining, I'll just say "that sounds good" and don't go. Later the person will realize that I never said I was coming, I just said it sounded good.
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so what I'm reading here is that, you're just impolite and kind of a dick?
Sound about right?
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05-25-2015, 08:22 PM
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#68
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny199r
I just quit my job last week (lawyer).....When people invite me to or a party or something that I don't want to go to, and I know they'll give me grief about declining, I'll just say "that sounds good" and don't go. Later the person will realize that I never said I was coming, I just said it sounded good.
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Well played counselor. Statements can and will be used against you.
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05-25-2015, 08:23 PM
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee
so what I'm reading here is that, you're just impolite and kind of a dick?
Sound about right?
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To b fair, he did say he's a lawyer. The only lawyer I've ever met that wasn't "lawyery" was troutman, if that makes any sense.
And also, I was pretty drunk, so maybe he was lawyery, but I remember not lawyery.
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05-25-2015, 08:24 PM
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#70
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Sunnyvale
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Originally Posted by Tyler
Saying 'bless you' when someone sneezes.
You had an irritant in your nose and now you don't. I prefer not to endorse medieval logic about your soul escaping your body. Big woop
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You're soooooo good looking
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05-25-2015, 08:26 PM
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#71
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny199r
I just quit my job last week (lawyer). Everyone said stay in touch, make sure you give us your email, phone number etc I said "no". (I threw a pizza party for the office on my last day, I bought about 8 pizzas, I'm not a total dick).
When people say "we'll have to get together sometime, etc" I never say that, if I want to do something with someone, I'll just ask them to when I want to.
When people invite me to or a party or something that I don't want to go to, and I know they'll give me grief about declining, I'll just say "that sounds good" and don't go. Later the person will realize that I never said I was coming, I just said it sounded good.
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haha okay, even I'm not that much of a total a-hole. You honestly 100% just flat out say no?
You just say definitely, smile and move on. You don't Dwight Schrute the situation.
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05-25-2015, 08:28 PM
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#72
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Cape Breton Island
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny199r
I just quit my job last week (lawyer). Everyone said stay in touch, make sure you give us your email, phone number etc I said "no". (I threw a pizza party for the office on my last day, I bought about 8 pizzas, I'm not a total dick....
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now they think you're just a pizza buying dick.
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05-25-2015, 08:36 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Resurrection
now they think you're just a pizza buying dick.
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Probably eight plain cheese pizzas.
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05-25-2015, 08:37 PM
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#74
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Cape Breton Island
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Probably eight plain cheese pizzas.
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Do you suppose he tipped the driver or just snickered and said "no" under his breath when the option to tip came up on the debit machine?
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05-25-2015, 08:43 PM
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#75
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Uzbekistan
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resurrection
now they think you're just a pizza buying dick.
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I told everyone I wasn't the best lawyer, I wasn't the worst lawyer, if people want to say anything bad about me when I'm gone, fair enough, but at least I threw a hell of a pizza party.
No it wasn't 8 cheese pizzas, and I picked them up.
I didn't see why the hell anyone should feel obligated to go out for lunch as a group and have to spend money when I was the one leaving.
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05-25-2015, 08:44 PM
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#76
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Cape Breton Island
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You sound like a weird mix between spock, sheldon from big bang, and lionel hutz
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Last edited by White Out 403; 05-25-2015 at 08:46 PM.
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05-25-2015, 08:48 PM
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#77
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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I only flush the toilet in my own home. If I'm at someone else's place I just leave it. Flush your own goddamn toilet. I'm not touching that filthy thing.
Sometimes if I've really polluted the room, I'll lock the door handle and close the door behind me on the way out so nobody has to deal with it. This often leads to confusion and frustration at parties, but they should have thought of that.
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05-25-2015, 08:49 PM
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#78
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evil of fart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny199r
I told everyone I wasn't the best lawyer, I wasn't the worst lawyer, if people want to say anything bad about me when I'm gone, fair enough, but at least I threw a hell of a pizza party.
No it wasn't 8 cheese pizzas, and I picked them up.
I didn't see why the hell anyone should feel obligated to go out for lunch as a group and have to spend money when I was the one leaving.
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Holy crap man. You sound pretty weird. What other Johnnyisms do you have that would be worth sharing? You've definitely piqued our interest.
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05-25-2015, 08:50 PM
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#79
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Cape Breton Island
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Holy crap man. You sound pretty weird. What other Johnnyisms do you have that would be worth sharing? You've definitely piqued our interest.
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Coming from you this is quite a compliment. I too am quite curious.
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05-25-2015, 08:51 PM
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#80
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Cambodia
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I'm that guy with the oversized carry-on bag.
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