Waitress asks for ID; given her own stolen licence

[Mr.Coffee]

Classic.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14125521/?GT1=8404

I particularly like the quote by the police that the odds of this happening "defy calculation".

Simply stunning how stupid that woman is.

[GrrlGoalie33]

I think we have a front runner for this year's Darwin Awards!

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

[Resolute 14]

Originally Posted by Frankster

I think we have a front runner for this year's Darwin Awards!

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

Umm no, the Darwin Awards are given to people who "remove themselves from the gene pool", i.e.: die, in a stupid fashion.

This woman sure got the stupid part right though...

[habernac]

something new needs to be created, the dumbass awards maybe?

[Rhettzky]

Originally Posted by habernac

something new needs to be created, the dumbass awards maybe?

Oh god no, they'd be handing out six or seven a day where I work.

[J pold]

HA that’s funny it reminds me of the time when I was out with my bud who needed a fake cause the rest of us where 18, and the fake looked nothing like him at all so of course the waitress was on it time right away

Waitress: Do you have any other pieces of ID? (While she is holding his wallet full of cards)

My bud: uhhhh no…

Waitress: Ok well…what is your middle name?

My Bud: (after 30 second pause)…uhhh John...

Waitress: Ok well…Can you please write you signature on his napkin

My Bud: (after 5 minutes hands her something that would have been closer if he did it with his eyes closed) there you go….

Waitress: What do you think I am stupid or something? This isn’t you I knew that as soon as I looked at it!! You look like your 12, now get the hell out of this bar and don’t come back until you hit puberty

Me: Rolling on the floor laughing

[habernac]

on my first trip to Calgary after graduating high school I was only 17, but someone had a driver's license with a very blurry photo. It could have been anyone. Used it for a whole week and didn't get busted on it.

"Why are you burning your personal effects Mr Hutz?"

"Kids, Lionel Hutz is no more, I'd like you to meet Miguel Sanchez."

[MolsonInBothHands]

Just last Saturday my wife and I attended a Jack and Jill party (Joint stag/stagette.), and it was a pub crawl. One of the bars was Ranchmen's, where the bouncers have absolutely no sense of haha, and are complete pricks. The cover charge is all pre-paid through the pub crawl, we are all wearing the appropriate wrist bands to show we belong to said group, but they insist on sending us to the back door. My wife, and the tour guide decide to switch IDs at the door to see what would happen when they went in, and lo and behold they got through. The thing is the tour guide was one large, very busty, and very black girl, while my wife is short, not so busty, and pretty pasty. They were pretty amused with themselves.

[Jiggy_12]

This lady is 23 years old, why the hell did she need a fake ID?

[Blaster86]

Hah. I've had under-agers give me my friends ID before. They were surprised when I didn't sell. Shocked when I refused to return the ID and were stupified when I asked how their sister was, and then they said "I don't have a sister" and I replied with "'blank' has a twin sister."

[VANFLAMESFAN]

I bought smokes when I was 17 with my brother's passport, my brother looks exdactly like me, just 3 years older. I had been using the ID for months, with no problems. The guy gives me a funny look, sells me the smokes, as I walk out, the guy says, "Hey man, you look nothing like your brother!!!"