04-02-2015, 09:48 AM
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#21
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatter
If the Oilers win tonight, I will send a thank you letter to the Oilers offices.
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I will follow suit, and address it to the young feller that scores the winning goal. Maybe will even include a scratch ticket.
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04-02-2015, 09:51 AM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JBR
I will follow suit, and address it to the young feller that scores the winning goal. Maybe will even include a scratch ticket.
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Perhaps even a coupon to Target for a discount on sweatpants?
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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04-02-2015, 10:25 AM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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On this, the eve of weekend long, the great Zoltan has completed his calculus exam.
Zoltan is ready to begin prophesizing on this most hallowed of OOT's:
1) LA will triumphantly smash the oilers, wagers in LA's favour will be most profitable.
2) Eddie Lack will post a  save percentage, and destroy every pre conceived notion of advanced statistics.
3) Justin Schultz will discover the ability to skate backwards.
4) Pylon Will purchase pepto bismol
The word of Zoltan.
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Originally Posted by puckhog
Everyone who disagrees with you is stupid
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04-02-2015, 11:21 AM
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#24
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Could Care Less
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Everyone knows that Frederick L'Ecuyer, Tom Kowal, Shane Heyer and Kiel Murchison are Oilers fans.
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04-02-2015, 11:38 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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Oilers versus Kings last seven games dating back to last year.
1-5-0-1 with their only win coming in a shootout this year
They have been outscored 24-8 in that span. God speed.
Edit: And outscored 32-11 since 2012-2013
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04-02-2015, 11:54 AM
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#26
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Franchise Player
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Kings have the Oilers at home with their playoff hopes on the line
hoping for a miracle but this is looking like an ass kicking of monumental proportions
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04-02-2015, 11:56 AM
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#27
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hesla
A good chance Tyler Bunz starts tonight apparently.
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The guy the Flames AHL team just lit up?
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04-02-2015, 11:57 AM
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#28
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dino7c
Kings have the Oilers at home with their playoff hopes on the line
hoping for a miracle but this is looking like an ass kicking of monumental proportions
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37-2 for the Kings, but Ebs and Nuge each with 2 points to continue their totally awesome play
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04-02-2015, 12:05 PM
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#29
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by red sky
Oilers versus Kings last seven games dating back to last year.
1-5-0-1 with their only win coming in a shootout this year
They have been outscored 24-8 in that span. God speed.
Edit: And outscored 32-11 since 2012-2013
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I have ultimate faith in Pylon's inflamed, disease ridden intestines can overcome all of this.
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04-02-2015, 12:29 PM
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#30
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Move over Carey Price, there's a new God in town and its Jonathan Quick. Quick's going to get a shutout tonight.
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04-02-2015, 12:32 PM
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#31
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dino7c
Kings have the Oilers at home with their playoff hopes on the line
hoping for a miracle but this is looking like an ass kicking of monumental proportions
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And the Oilers just crapped the bed last night against the Ducks.
This is going to be an epic ass kicking.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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04-02-2015, 12:33 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Right behind you.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burke Salad
I have ultimate faith in Pylon's inflamed, disease ridden intestines can overcome all of this.
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04-02-2015, 01:16 PM
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#33
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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There is no way the Oilers don't just roll over and lube up for the Kings. It's going to be a massacre unseen since the days of the NKVD.
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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04-02-2015, 01:18 PM
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#34
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Franchise Player
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it would be an absolute miracle for the oilers to win....
that's so brutal, it's going in the "ENG" thread.
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04-02-2015, 01:45 PM
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#35
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: North of the River, South of the Bluff
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Come on Oilers, a win means a whole summer of pointing to "that game" where you finally fulfilled MacT's watered down lower expectation of competing and beating an "elite" team in the NHL.
- It helps the Flames
- It helps you all secure another 6x6 where you can coast along lazily and indifferent to losing
- It dilutes the Oiler fan base into thinking the corner has been turned
- but most important it saves Oiler management for another season
Lots of pros there Oil, get er' done.
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04-02-2015, 02:02 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Vancouver
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Won't happen. No way the pile of garbage up north beats a desperate Kings team.
And their fans are so fond of cheering for losing they are probably hoping for it just to screw up the Flames, just to give a little meaning to their pathetic hockey watching existence.
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A few weeks after crashing head-first into the boards (denting his helmet and being unable to move for a little while) following a hit from behind by Bob Errey, the Calgary Flames player explains:
"I was like Christ, lying on my back, with my arms outstretched, crucified"
-- Frank Musil - Early January 1994
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04-02-2015, 02:08 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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It will be the most lopsided win since Germany-Poland 1939.
Quick, in addition to his 0-shots against shutout, will score 10 goals. On behalf of Safeway, 2 Los Angelenos will win $1 million each. Their names will be Jonathan Quick and Mrs. Jonathan Quick.
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04-02-2015, 02:25 PM
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#38
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Lifetime Suspension
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A large bowl of Wendys chili and a spicy Chicken sandwich is the best I could muster for lunch today. Just not feeling the lower intestinal burn.
Gonna ramp it up for dinner. Gonna make a call to Saffron East Indian takeout, go off the menu and ask for 'authentic' preparation of chickpea daal, tandoori chicken, and beef vindaloo.
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04-02-2015, 02:31 PM
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#39
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Crash and Bang Winger
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It's Scrivezna time.
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04-02-2015, 02:40 PM
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#40
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by red sky
Oilers versus Kings last seven games dating back to last year.
1-5-0-1 with their only win coming in a shootout this year
They have been outscored 24-8 in that span. God speed.
Edit: And outscored 32-11 since 2012-2013
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They're definitely due, then. It's the law of averages.
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