07-27-2006, 08:26 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Franks Scientific Experiment
If anyone was wondering.....it takes, on average, 6-7 blue freezies to get a toddler who weighs roughly 34 pounds, for his poop to turn green. And I'm not talking a "slightly greenish tint". I'm talking "PGA tour golf green" green. 
So what happens in the human digestive system to get this green. You're inserting blue, into something that turns everything brown, and it comes out GREEN? WTF?!?
Also, if anyone in the London area is reading this and has a couch I could sleep on, that'd be great. Women have no sense of humour!
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07-27-2006, 08:54 AM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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I can also attest to the fact that 5 blue Poweraids will have a similar effect on a 220 pound male.
And if you are wondering why, try mixing some blue paint with some light brown paint.
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07-27-2006, 09:11 AM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by ken0042
I can also attest to the fact that 5 blue Poweraids will have a similar effect on a 220 pound male.
And if you are wondering why, try mixing some blue paint with some light brown paint.
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HAHA! I am SO buying blue Powerade on the way home today!
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07-27-2006, 09:31 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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LOL.
This goes with an experiment I accidently made.....a full bowl of grapes (either colour) will turn a childs crap green.......and very runny.
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07-27-2006, 09:42 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Bucketfuls of Purple Jesus causes an army green colour. Proven on a number of successive homecoming weekends.
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07-27-2006, 10:21 AM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
HAHA! I am SO buying blue Powerade on the way home today!
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Let me know how exactly you plan on convincing Mrs. The Tank on looking at said results in the bowl afterwards.
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07-27-2006, 10:23 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: insider trading in WTC 7
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the blue slurpies they had a decade ago in 7-11 in a 1.9 litre cup worked well for that.
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07-27-2006, 10:28 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Frank Zappa wrote a song about similar experiments (Let's Make The Water Turn Black):
http://www.davemcnally.com/lyrics/Fr...RTURNBLACK.asp
Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK
http://www.arf.ru/Notes/Woiftm/tblack.html
Last edited by troutman; 07-27-2006 at 10:40 AM.
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07-27-2006, 10:33 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
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One blue Trek energy drink yields the same result and along with green poop, you get a nice bottle and caribeaner (sp?)
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07-27-2006, 10:34 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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How have I gone through life not knowing this!?! So much fun to be had with blue drinks!!
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07-27-2006, 10:36 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by ken0042
Let me know how exactly you plan on convincing Mrs. The Tank on looking at said results in the bowl afterwards. |
If he gets enough velocity into it the resulting streakage will tell the story for him.
I have to agree with Looger.. super big-gulp from 7-11 can give you a nice olive green.
Edit: Almost forgot lots of blue Jell-o shooters work too, or just blue jell-o but thats not as much fun.
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07-27-2006, 11:14 AM
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One summer I discovered that if I drank four cans of grape pop in a day that it turned my dumps into an intense green colour. Nothing quite as disconcerting as taking a bright, mint green crap and wondering if you're going to die before realizing it was from the grape pop. I even contemplated taking pictures for proof but this was before I had a digital camera and I figured that it would just be too uncomfortable picking up my prints at the photomat.
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07-27-2006, 11:22 AM
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First Line Centre
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I like corn.
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07-27-2006, 11:35 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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I thought I was hemmoraging 12 hours after enjoying my mother's delicious pickled beets.
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07-27-2006, 12:03 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Some threads should never exist.
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07-27-2006, 12:36 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Originally Posted by Flashpoint
Some threads should never exist.
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Its all about science buddy, all about science!
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07-27-2006, 12:37 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally Posted by fotze
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Oh man, that still makes me laugh out loud!
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07-27-2006, 12:49 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Its all about science buddy, all about science!
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As a scientific researcher I know that the ability to change the colour of ones waste is incredibly important. I bet someone could get a research grant for something like this.
Another one that messes with the colour is when you have to take barium sulfate for those GI exams. Mmmm, chalky white. Beets are hands down the best though. If you've never heard what would happen before you would likely think you were dying from the inside. "My anus is bleeding"  .
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07-27-2006, 03:33 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Gee, what a day at work. Today, 2.5 L of this synthetic tinted liquid was sent my way. Not sure what the hell it was, only that I had no idea what to do with it so I sent it further down the line. I'm sure someone later on in the process knows what do. A few of my co-workers called in with Cancer today but we'll just fire them next week.
Signed,
Frank's Small Intestine
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