That's right friends, free assorted softball bats. One of my bosses has 75 assorted aluminum softball bats to just frankly give away. I'd prefer if one person took them, its just easier for lazy people like me, but first come first serve.
You didn't read it wrong folks, 75 assorted aluminum softball bats, all with home runs still buried deep inside.
Just think of what you could do with these beauties.
1) Form and arm your own street gang.
That's right, you can create your own inner city reign of terror as you recruit and arm 75 bat toting thugs.
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(Baseball uniforms, swagger and makeup lessons not included)
2) You can have a cheap and effective home defense system for your 75 room secluded mansion. A bat for every room, and a boot in every $$$.
3) Challenge HHH to a match at wrestlemania. Sting might have one bat, but you'd have 75 bats of assorted size that you can get your valet to carry to the ring. Just think of the drama as you stand over a broken HHH and select your favorite bat to proceed to phony beat on his. Woman, money, fame and fortune could be yours, all you need is these bats.
(Rappelling equipment, makeup, vulture and theme song not included)
4) Paint them florescent colors and become your favorite Sith Lord or Jedi Night. Plus you'll also have 75 bats in case someone screams nerd at you.
5) Become a superhero. You have 75 bats. Why be Batman when you can become Batsman, the uber dark night.
6) Unleash your inner Barry Bonds, You can equip your team with bats and go out and smash some balls.
(Steroids and Enormous ego not included)
So friends act now, this is a limited time offer, free purchases includes you coming to get them from me.
Act now
Free Bats
