Name that movie quote

[Tower]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

Well what about these? All one movie.

Roland T. Flakfizer: So, do you enjoy being a cab driver?
Rocco Melonchek: Nah. As soon as I get my driver's license, I'm quitting.

Roland T. Flakfizer: "No?" Flakfizer doesn't know the MEANING of the word "No!" We're also a little fuzzy on "panaglutin" and "viscosity."

Roland T. Flakfizer: And she looks like she's about fifteen.
Lazlo: No, no, no.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Okay, fourteen then. In fact I know she's fourteen, because I was dating her a year ago.

Roland T. Flakfizer: Sorry, two's company, and three's an adult movie.

Brain Donors - the names helped

here's one!

"1 2 freddies comming for you" j/k

Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell.

[Superflyer]

Originally Posted by Tower

Brain Donors - the names helped

here's one!

"1 2 freddies comming for you" j/k

Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell.

Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 2, 3......... lol

Platoon

Here is one for you

"You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us."

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by Superflyer

Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 2, 3......... lol

Platoon

Here is one for you

"You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us."

American Pie

"I bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away."

[sadora]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

True Romance. I know my Christian Slater flicks.

First one sounds familiar. Can't put my finger on it though... at least not yet...

the first one is from an oldie...A Streetcar Named Desire


Wolfman's got nards!

This has to be Monster Squad but I'm not 100% sure...it's been a while since I've seen this flick.

[M-V-PHANEUF]

How about
"Pronger Sucks"

oh wait that's not a movie.. that was real life.
Sorry

[sadora]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

American Pie

"I bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away."

The Cutting Edge

here's two more:

1) "If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."

2) "You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip."

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by sadora

The Cutting Edge

here's two more:

1) "If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."

2) "You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip."

First is either Snatch or Lock Stock... I can't remember which

Second is Swingers.

"Marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation."

[sadora]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

First is either Snatch or Lock Stock... I can't remember which

Second is Swingers.

"Marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation."

Four Weddings & a Funeral

and the first one is Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

"No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll f*****g spank you."

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by sadora

Four Weddings & a Funeral

and the first one is Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

"No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll f*****g spank you."

Ah Kevin Smiths Dogma.

"Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do other places."

[sadora]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Ah Kevin Smiths Dogma.

"Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do other places."

umm...Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands

I know my last one was easy, but I just think it's fun...

This one should be more obscure...maybe?

" I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator."

[Rejean31]

Here's one...

Every man dies, but not every man truly lives.

[Dirty Mr. Clean]

Originally Posted by Rejean31

Every man dies, but not every man truly lives.

Bravehart

Next One:

"As you wish."

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Dirty Mr. Clean

Bravehart

Next One:

"As you wish."

Star Wars!

Easy one.
"PC Load Letter... What the **** does that mean?"

[habernac]

Originally Posted by Dirty Mr. Clean

Bravehart

Next One:

"As you wish."

The Princess Bride? (although I was thinking Star Wars at first)

[VANFLAMESFAN]

The one from Sadora was from Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

[Rejean31]

Geeze, I've never seen anyone picked up by their testicles before.

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by peter12

Star Wars!

Easy one.
"PC Load Letter... What the **** does that mean?"

Office Space

"What do you see when you are alone in the dark, and the demons come?"

[Flame On]

"What do you see when you are alone in the dark, and the demons come?"

Batman?


"Perfumed ponce?!"
"What F***er said that!?"

[Mccree]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Office Space

"What do you see when you are alone in the dark, and the demons come?"

In the line of Fire.

Easy one

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

[habernac]

good one, In the Line of Fire

edit......

Ferris Buellers Day Off for the next one.