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Originally Posted by taco.vidal
Fuzzy Pumper. Turn the crank to make it grow. Hair raisin' fun!
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Holy crap that's awesome. I remember wanting that thing, but I never got one.
You know, it really makes you think about childhood, and life in general. When I was a kid, a toy called a "Fuzzy Pumper" was something I didn't even consider funny. Now, the first thing I did was laugh at the innuendo when I saw that box. I actually laughed out loud. I hate to admit it, but I must have been a pretty stupid kid to miss out on that one. It's embarrassing.
Anyway, I checked ebay because now I want one, and the pickings are slim. Some heartless jerk is trying to pass off the "Dr. Mad Makes Hairy Scary Monsters" as the original "Fuzzy Pumper", but it's totally not the same thing.
There are a couple "ad sheets" (whatever those are) for the Fuzzy Pumper, but those are lame. A Fred Flintsone Fuzzy Pumper Mould exists, but that's no good either.
Sears made a "Play-Doh Winnie The Pooh Hunny Pumper", and that's a thing I might make a bid on. Not quite the same, but good for a different reason. I don't know what that reason is, or if I do, I'm not telling, but it's good.