12-05-2014, 11:36 AM
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#541
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by amazing_oilers
Get your laughs in now kids because in a couple of years we'll be in a fancy new building watching a team compete for Stanley Cups, watching the 2016 NHL Allstar game, while enjoying a drink of the worlds finest while you guys will be watching your team of nobody's scrape out 8-10th place finishes (yay) in the oldest building in the league. While it may seem dark now in Edmonton it won't be long before you are pulling down the shades to try to shield yourself from the glare of the glory which will be arising from the ashes.
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Didn't you roll out the same garbage a few years ago?
Come on you're coming across as ridiculous, I hate to insult posters, but this is the outright biggest illustration of headupyour###itis that I've ever seen.
You probably came on board and said the same crap about Yak and RNH and Hall, and Edmonton for all of those top draft picks continued to crap the bead. And will continue to do so when they completely stunt McDavid.
The fact that you came on here to post the most ridiculous bio medical waste after your organization make fools out of itself again tells me that you are either drunk, or in the words of advanced stats guys way below the curve hockey fan IQ wise.
Right now and in the future Oiler fans can and will get way more joy out of reading a book about do it yourself prostate surgery then watching that train wreck that you call a team.
Your post is actually really really embarrassing.
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12-05-2014, 11:36 AM
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#542
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Wow, I see that presser has sent a few fans off the deep end.
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12-05-2014, 11:39 AM
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#543
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dieHARDflameZ
Your team is an embarrassment of epic proportions, easily the worst team in the four major North American professional leagues.
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Don't forget other sports leagues around the world. The Oilers have become the worst sports franchise I've ever seen, period. Any glory they've ever had, has been covered in years, and years, and years, and years of garbage.
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-- Frank Musil - Early January 1994
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12-05-2014, 11:41 AM
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#544
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Igottago
Don't forget other sports leagues around the world. The Oilers have become the worst sports franchise I've ever seen, period. Any glory they've ever had, has been covered in years, and years, and years, and years of garbage.
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This is true. My bad, I was being too nice.
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12-05-2014, 11:42 AM
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#545
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Banner
Why do you guys fall for trolls so easily. I don't blame the guy for doing it either since nearly everyone takes the bait
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Cause some of us are bored at work, obviously.
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12-05-2014, 11:43 AM
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#546
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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"A pessimist thinks things can't get any worse. An optimist knows they can."
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12-05-2014, 11:43 AM
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#547
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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Little known fact: MacTavish got his acting start in Animal House.
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12-05-2014, 11:44 AM
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#548
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Lifetime Suspension
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I've missed amazing_oilers, he was also good for quotes. He's serving up a bevy of new ones now but here are a couple classics.
Quote:
Originally Posted by amazing_oilers
Schremp reminds me of Roenick with his mouth and flashiness. I hope he has as good of a career as JR has as well. You know Schremp must have something going for him for you guys to have a thread about him every other week.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by amazing_oilers
It's become clear to me that this obsession with Schremp is because you all see his potential and wish he was drafted by the Flames. I get it.
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12-05-2014, 11:46 AM
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#549
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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That's one of the funniest parts about Oiler fans when I was living there, is the naivete. I certainly get how there's still some hope for something good to maybe happen, as despite how they've played together, there still is a lot of young talent on the roster.
That said however, in light of how miserably it's gone thus far, how in the world can you be so sure that it WILL happen? How?? Was just up there and my friends were singing that same old tune themselves. There's no concrete evidence whatsoever to back up this claim, it's complete random hope and nothing more. If anything the evidence is piling up in the other direction.
The 2009-2012 days of Oiler fans waiting for this roster to "inevitably" be a Stanley Cup contender due to those #1 picks are long gone now, no matter what they still tell themselves. It's gone far too terribly with that core, consistently, for years now.
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12-05-2014, 11:47 AM
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#550
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: DeWinton
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This thread is hilarious. Could read it all day.
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12-05-2014, 11:47 AM
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#551
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
I've missed amazing_oilers, he was also good for quotes. He's serving up a beezy of new ones now but here are a couple classics.
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and pretty solid hindsight
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Originally Posted by amazing_oilers
Is it time to trade Backlund? No. It was time 3 years ago before everyone knew he was a bust and you could get a legit return for him. Doubt he'd be claimed off the waiver wire at this point.
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12-05-2014, 11:47 AM
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#552
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
We could but that would be a horrible trade for us.
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I guess they could throw in a 2nd?
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12-05-2014, 11:51 AM
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#553
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Medicine Hat
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amazing_oilers, everyone needs help now and then. Please follow the link below. I hope someday you get well.
http://www.cmha.ca/mental-health/find-help/
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12-05-2014, 11:55 AM
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#554
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Originally Posted by amazing_oilers
It's turned out how exactly? I don't see any more cups in Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto, Winnipeg, Montreal, or Ottawa yet so what have any of you accomplished since the Oilers last made the finals in 2006? Oh yeah that's right ZERO. Hardware is what matters and no fan of any other Canadian team has any since we tore it down. The next Canadian team to win a cup will be the Oilers.
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Impossible. Seattle isn't in Canada.
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12-05-2014, 11:55 AM
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#555
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Just getting to it now. What the hell does 'visually we're better' mean? The kids have finally outgrown their acne?
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12-05-2014, 11:57 AM
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#556
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Daradon
Just getting to it now. What the hell does 'visually we're better' mean? The kids have finally outgrown their acne?
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Better on paper. The last refuge of a terrible argument.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterJoji
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12-05-2014, 11:59 AM
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#557
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Kevin Lowe's cupboard
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbecue
Can anyone who had a CP account from 2003 or earlier, confirm that amazing_oilers a legit poster?
There's no way this guy is for real, not after this season
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In 2003 I was writing a blog covering the Oilers for thescore.ca when my email became filled with fan letters from Flames fans who didn't think they were as boring as I did. You sought me out I responded like the blades of steel champion I am. Yes I am real. Yes I hate Calgary. Yes I love Edmonton.
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12-05-2014, 11:59 AM
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#558
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by amazing_oilers
Get your laughs in now kids because in a couple of years we'll be in a fancy new building watching a team compete for Stanley Cups, watching the 2016 NHL Allstar game, while enjoying a drink of the worlds finest while you guys will be watching your team of nobody's scrape out 8-10th place finishes (yay) in the oldest building in the league. While it may seem dark now in Edmonton it won't be long before you are pulling down the shades to try to shield yourself from the glare of the glory which will be arising from the ashes.
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No one will want to play for the Oilers. The Oilers will never be more than a feeder team for other NHL teams.
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12-05-2014, 12:00 PM
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#559
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by amazing_oilers
Get your laughs in now kids because in a couple of years we'll be in a fancy new building watching a team competing for the Stanley Cup lick the #### out of the Oilers, watching the 2016 NHL Allstar game with no home team representation, while enjoying a drink of the worlds finest imported through Calgary, because nothing gets shipped directly to the armpit of Canada, while you guys will be watching your team of nobody's scrape out 8-10th place finishes, yet continue to dominate the Battle of Alberta and the 30th place Oilers, (yay) in the oldest building in the league, as the finishing touches are placed on the newest and best multi-sport entertainment facility in North America. While it may seem dark now in Edmonton it won't be long before you are pulling down the shades to try to shield yourself from the glare of the glory which will be arising from the ashes of Edmonton being nuked from space.
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Fixed your post for you.
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12-05-2014, 12:01 PM
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#560
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by amazing_oilers
In 2003 I was writing a blog covering the Oilers for thescore.ca.
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God, those were brilliant. Remember the douchy photo you used for the blog?
Are those archived anywhere by the way?
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