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Old 11-26-2014, 01:49 PM   #21
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i still love this scene from 'rescue me'

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Old 11-26-2014, 03:18 PM   #22
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I once did a naked couples yoga class in college. You could only go with a partner. It was...interesting. The novelty wore off pretty quickly.
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Old 11-26-2014, 03:20 PM   #23
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I think co-ed naked yoga classes would just turn out to be a class with 10 perverted dudes and 1 overweight sexually frustrated female unfortunately.

I have to agree with MMF here. Aside from the whole "not really funny" thing, this comment is super off base and weird.

Firstly, most "perverts" are closet perverts, so I doubt you'd see a bunch of them jumping up and down to go check out a public yoga class just to chance a glimpse at a vagina. If someone if liberated enough to get naked with a bunch of strangers for a yoga class, they're unlikely to have some deep seeded perversion about it. That said, entry to a strip club is likely cheaper than entry to a yoga class, your chances for sex are the same, and it's actually sexualised and being performed by women with sole intention of sexualisation. Yoga isn't that. At all.

Second, what woman (who apparently has to be overweight in this scenario), suffering from sexual frustration, would seek to remedy that by watching a bunch of limp dinks flopping around and hairy cornholes catching the light of day?
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Old 11-26-2014, 03:50 PM   #24
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How would a guy in this class not have a boner or at least half of one?
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Old 11-26-2014, 04:00 PM   #25
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How would a guy in this class not have a boner or at least half of one?

Does this still apply for you if the class is all dudes?
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Old 11-26-2014, 04:04 PM   #26
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I hope not, but you never know.
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Old 11-26-2014, 04:05 PM   #27
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Just because a naked girl is in front of you doing the downward dog, doesn't mean she doesn't have dingleberries hanging. And you would be privy to this artful display.
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Old 11-26-2014, 04:07 PM   #28
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This thread is getting way to visual
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This thread is getting way to visual
How could it not? Naked, sweaty people bending over in each others' faces...
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Old 11-26-2014, 04:27 PM   #30
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Just because a naked girl is in front of you doing the downward dog, doesn't mean she doesn't have dingleberries hanging. And you would be privy to this artful display.

girls don't poop
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Old 11-26-2014, 04:29 PM   #31
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girls don't poop
Yup and they don't toot(off gas?) either.
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girls don't poop
Poop, angel fluff, whatever you want to call it. Dingleberries are a real thing and something society needs to have honest conversations about. Especially if they're wafting in your face in a naked co-ed yoga class.
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Old 11-26-2014, 04:45 PM   #33
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My lord. Man, nothing you say is ever funny. It's just really grating. Post after post of look at how funny I am type posts, without anyone ever laughing with you.
Insults add nothing to the discussion of the topic at hand.
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The fantasy of nudity is more arousing than the reality of nudity.
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EDIT: Wasn't as funny as I thought it would be.

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Old 11-26-2014, 05:22 PM   #36
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Thanks MMF. Now, instead of discussing naked yoga, we've got this.
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Old 11-26-2014, 05:26 PM   #37
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What I think is this: MMF, Dion, Rube, and CaptainYooh all need to get together and do some yoga together - either at this place or some other - and find their zen place together.
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What I think is this: MMF, Dion, Rube, and CaptainYooh all need to get together and do some yoga together - either at this place or some other - and find their zen place together.
CP meet up!
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I can't find a webcam site that puts webcams in naked yoga studios and charges people to watch. I think there's an unexploited porn niche!

There is, orgies, but the cameras start rolling after the class ends.
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Old 11-26-2014, 07:55 PM   #40
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How would a guy in this class not have a boner or at least half of one?
Meditation? Clear mind? I guess quite a few times you're staring into the sky or at your own body?

But that being said... I know of several individuals who always say that hot yoga is better than sex. I don't know enough about Yoga to even know what those individuals like about Yoga other than health and flexibility.
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