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Old 10-16-2004, 08:20 PM   #1
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Obituary

I read this paper online to keep up with things back in the hometown. I don't find death funny at all and certainly am not happy this person passed. However, I was stunned when I opened the obituary page to find his.
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May he rest in peace. I'm sure he was a wonderful man.
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Sorry, I guess I'm a fool, but what am I looking at here? Admittedly I took a brief read, but it seems to be a run-of-the-mill Obit. Was the guy someone famous? Did I miss something in the article?

I know I'm missing something... and it's frustrating :angry:
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Originally posted by Agamemnon@Oct 16 2004, 08:33 PM
Sorry, I guess I'm a fool, but what am I looking at here? Admittedly I took a brief read, but it seems to be a run-of-the-mill Obit. Was the guy someone famous? Did I miss something in the article?

I know I'm missing something... and it's frustrating :angry:
Are you being facecious (sp?)?

Look at his name
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"Dick" Hertz?

Hmm... I guess I did get the joke then. Good one.
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"Dick" Hertz?

Hmm... I guess I did get the joke then. Good one.
It's not that I was making a joke....it's one of those names that gets bandied about all the time in jokes.
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Old 10-16-2004, 09:09 PM   #7
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Reminds me of a an engagement announcement I saw before. It was announcing the union of Kuntz and Cox. That was seriously their names.
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Reminds me of a an engagement announcement I saw before. It was announcing the union of Kuntz and Cox. That was seriously their names.
Leno runs those type of wedding and engagement announcements all the time. It's hilarious when once in a blue moon I catch his show. Some unbelievable combinations out there.
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Yeah, those are funny.

The one I remembered was printed in a book by National Lampoon full of funny signs and newspaper clippings. I wish I could get my hands on that book now.
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Yeah, those are funny.

The one I remembered was printed in a book by National Lampoon full of funny signs and newspaper clippings. I wish I could get my hands on that book now.
Funnily enough, I have that book.

Long-Cox
Storm-Flood
Cox-Held
Beers-Franks
Brown-Rice
Kuntz-Dick
Bunn-Grabs
Stock-King
Martin-Short
Good-Loser
Snow-White
Flint-Stone
Frost-Line
Mustard-Pickels
Long-Moose
Sharpe-Payne
Johnson-Wax
Beaver-Trimmer
Hayre-Combs
Long-Day
Cockman-Dickman
Street-Lay
Love-Organ
Swallows-Wright


To name a few...
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Old 10-17-2004, 01:05 AM   #11
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Lol. Good stuff!

Looks like I got a couple of them mixed up, but yeah, I remember most of those!

The newspaper clipping from Sesame Street is funny - where they mis-spell "The Count".
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