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Old 11-05-2014, 10:33 AM   #1
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Default Sean Avery quits off-Broadway play over pizza incident

I swear this isn't an Onion article

http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/622636
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This guy needs professional help.
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Old 11-05-2014, 10:41 AM   #4
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I f'ing hate that loser. He should have been a Canuck or Oiler.
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Old 11-05-2014, 10:41 AM   #5
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Ah the infamous: "Do You Know Who I Am?"

The last bastion of the irrelevant and passé...
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Old 11-05-2014, 10:46 AM   #6
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Ah the infamous: "Do You Know Who I Am?"

The last bastion of the irrelevant and passé...
Tie Domi pulled one of those just before the Winnipeg Jets traded him back in the day.
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Old 11-05-2014, 10:50 AM   #7
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Tie Domi pulled one of those just before the Winnipeg Jets traded him back in the day.
If you have to ask, you're not going to like the answer...
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Old 11-05-2014, 10:53 AM   #8
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This guy needs professional help.
Pretty sure the league forced him to get some after the sloppy seconds incident. Not sure it helped very much though.

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Ah the infamous: "Do You Know Who I Am?"

The last bastion of the irrelevant and passé...
Rhetorical question, isn't it?

But isn't it Sean "####ing idiot" Avery?
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Old 11-05-2014, 10:53 AM   #9
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I don't think it's possible to ever see a more Sean Averyesque headline.
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Old 11-05-2014, 10:54 AM   #10
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Yeah I know.

Who the !@#$ turns down free Pizza?
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From NHL player to off broadway.
Not what I imagined for Avery.
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Old 11-05-2014, 11:06 AM   #12
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Alright photoshop gurus, time to step up.

Get Avery's face on this and change the text to 'Off Broadway Play':

NSFW!
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if it was a vegan pizza I can't blame him for getting upset
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Yes, yes! That's the passion you need to be a dynamo on stage!

"We need to do the 'jiminy jillikers' scene from different angles! Again and again! And again and again and again!
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“He said I was ‘talking (bleep)' and said I was ‘so full of (bleep),'”

Maybe the "bleep" means pizza and he was just full.....

The only conclusion I can come to from this is that I now want some pizza.
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I don't understand how this guy got this job in the first place. The guy is an idiot. Maybe the person in charge should have done some due diligence and realized this guy's track record. Not surprised he would pull something moronic like this.
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Best thread title of 2014?
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Yeah I know.

Who the !@#$ turns down free Pizza?
Well, it was a sloppy second pizza..that's why! Phaneuf already ate half.
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Old 11-05-2014, 12:45 PM   #19
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off Broadway?

... pfff
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