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Old 06-29-2006, 01:35 PM   #1
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Default Reasons I don't like cheese

First of all have you ever tried to get a cheese stain out of the carpet?
It's really tough.

Secondly, cheese goes bad qucily. Living on my own it is difficult to buy a block of cheese that I will consume entierly before it goes bad.

Thridly, there are too many kinds of cheese. What's wrong with just good old Cheddar?

Finally that stuff is made with bacteria from a goats stomach. That is just nasty.

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Old 06-29-2006, 01:41 PM   #2
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The worst is when you go into Subway and ask for just 2 triangles of cheese on your sub. (I like some cheese, but too much leaves a bad taste in my mouth.) About 1/2 the time they put the cheese on both halves of the sub. How hard is it to understand? I want my cheese spread out. If I wanted a whole bunch of it together I would ask for regular cheese.

It's all about getting the right amount of cheese.
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:43 PM   #3
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Cheese bungs me up if I eat too much. But I still do it. Damn you Cheese.
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:43 PM   #4
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I don't mind cheese, but it's over rated

on pizza it's good, sometimes on pasta, but otherwise it takes away from the enjoyment and flavour of the rest of the food IMO.

Cheddar is by far the best on its own.



Lastly, what kind of cheese isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:44 PM   #5
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I like cheese. Cheese is great, it goes with everything. Everybody should like cheese. Don't be so ridiculous.

Cheesey Cheese Cheese, I like cheese.
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:45 PM   #6
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Speaking of dairy...Who's idea was it to put milk in plastic jugs? By my own, non scientific study, milk like this goes bad faster than milk in cartons
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:45 PM   #7
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Lastly, what kind of cheese isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese

You should get a one week ban for that.
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:46 PM   #8
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Cheese stinks when it gets old.

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Old 06-29-2006, 01:48 PM   #9
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But cheddar goes great with apple pie!
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:51 PM   #10
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I like cheese. Cheese is great, it goes with everything. Everybody should like cheese. Don't be so ridiculous.

Cheesey Cheese Cheese, I like cheese.
HEY!!!!!

This is a thread about why I don't like cheese.
If you don't like it then don't read it.


My goodness it's hard being being a better perosn then everyone because I and i alone know that cheese is not delicious.
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:05 PM   #11
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cheese is good.
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:29 PM   #12
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If I had to, I'd give up meat. But I'd never give up cheese.




(Ah, who'm I kidding. I couldn't give up meat either. In the words of Anthony Bourdain: if you're slower than me and you taste good, that's just too bad for you.)
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:33 PM   #13
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I love Cheese.
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:37 PM   #14
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But cheddar goes great with apple pie!
The idea of that just turns my stomach, have never understood the flavour combo on that.
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:37 PM   #15
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I hate it when someone cuts the cheese!


why is Swiss Cheese the Pope's favourite kind of cheese?


Because it's so "hole"y!
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:44 PM   #16
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i thought thise was gonna be a thread where we all post our hatred for the CP poster "Cheese".... i guess not

EDIT... nevermind... just stumbled into that other thread haha
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:03 PM   #17
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Cheese is good, but way to expensive in Canada..
Damn you quebecois cheese makers!!!
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Old 06-29-2006, 04:09 PM   #18
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Isn't that nacho cheese dip made from oil? Kinda strange how it stays in a liquid form no matter what temperature it's in.
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Old 06-29-2006, 04:16 PM   #19
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Isn't that nacho cheese dip made from oil? Kinda strange how it stays in a liquid form no matter what temperature it's in.
Its true, because one time I gave my pet duck a bath in nacho cheese for his birthday (imagining how I myself would love to swim in nacho cheese) and it got all over his wings and he couldn't fly anymore.
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Old 06-29-2006, 04:26 PM   #20
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I'm all about Swiss Cheese - on a burger nothing beats it.

That being said I hear ya about it going bad before you can consume it all...I have the same problem.

Feta is also surprisingly good on a burger.
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