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Old 08-01-2014, 02:11 PM   #261
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http://m.espn.go.com/golf/story?stor...3&i=FB&w=1e9b7

Citing a source, Golf.com reported that Johnson has failed three drug tests -- two for cocaine (in 2014 and 2012) and one for marijuana (2009).

And yes, how about a bikini piuc because hey, that's the reason I keep opening this thread.

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How creepy is it that she has a "99" tattoo that close to her nether regions?

"Hey, Daddy, look at what I got today!"
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How creepy is it that she has a "99" tattoo that close to her nether regions?

"Hey, Daddy, look at what I got today!"
I think it was supposed to be a 69 but the artist screwed up.
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http://m.espn.go.com/golf/story?stor...3&i=FB&w=1e9b7

Citing a source, Golf.com reported that Johnson has failed three drug tests -- two for cocaine (in 2014 and 2012) and one for marijuana (2009).

And yes, how about a bikini piuc because hey, that's the reason I keep opening this thread.

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That girl needs to eat a hamburger or something.
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Old 08-01-2014, 02:34 PM   #265
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That girl needs to eat a hamburger or something.
Yeah, I just don't find skinny to be hot.
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:51 PM   #266
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To each their own I guess, I think shes almost perfect.
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She's tall and thin. Why would she need to eat a burger? She's not skinny where you can count ribs or see her pelvis or hip bones. Add 5 lbs to her and she'd have a gut or look flabby.

Are you in the "real women have curves" camp?
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She's tall and thin. Why would she need to eat a burger? She's not skinny where you can count ribs or see her pelvis or hip bones. Add 5 lbs to her and she'd have a gut or look flabby.

Are you in the "real women have curves" camp?
What? From the photo Tron posted you can clearly count ribs and see her hip bones. She's even got that awful rib cleavage. Soon enough she'll start losing her hair and become infertile from the anorexia/bulimia. Her BMI looks about 15.

Dustin Johnson ain't the only one on the blow in this relationship.
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What? From the photo Tron posted you can clearly count ribs and see her hip bones. She's even got that awful rib cleavage. Soon enough she'll start losing her hair and become infertile from the anorexia/bulimia. Her BMI looks about 15.

Dustin Johnson ain't the only one on the blow in this relationship.
WOW!!!

You should be a doctor.
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Maybe if LPGA women would start looking like Paulina, Golf Digest would have a different cover girl and the LPGA wouldn't have anything to be mad about

LPGA players have no one to blame but themselves
how exactly do you "start looking like someone" lol

she isn't even a golfer it is pretty stupid...Carrie Underwood on the cover of the hockey news?
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Here are some nice ones I found.







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Here's more pics from the series the pic Tron posted was from.

She's not underweight or boney. She looks like a tall thin girl. I get that different guys like different types of women and that a chubby chaser might not find Paulina attractive, but that doesn't make her underweight.

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What? From the photo Tron posted you can clearly count ribs and see her hip bones. She's even got that awful rib cleavage. Soon enough she'll start losing her hair and become infertile from the anorexia/bulimia. Her BMI looks about 15.

Dustin Johnson ain't the only one on the blow in this relationship.

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Old 08-02-2014, 08:17 AM   #273
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That 99 tattoo is creepy as fak. Those angel wings look like fuzzy eyebrows.
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Old 08-02-2014, 08:25 AM   #274
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Is it just me or did Dustin Johnson take the phrase "F*** the Oilers; F*** Gretzky!" a little, too literally.
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I was thinking pornstash.
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I don't know. I look at those pictures and I see a frail sickly looking girl (with no butt).
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Old 09-24-2014, 06:10 AM   #277
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The latest pic:


Grampa Gretzky!

I also edited out some images in my previous posts to not make anyone feel excluded.

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Old 09-24-2014, 07:37 AM   #278
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This knock up was done sooner than I thought. I'm more interested in the mansion in the background. Looks fantastic.
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This knock up was done sooner than I thought. I'm more interested in the mansion in the background. Looks fantastic.
Yeah, that pool looks pretty bad ass.
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This knock up was done sooner than I thought. I'm more interested in the mansion in the background. Looks fantastic.
No kidding. Looking at that picture I almost didn't even notice Paulina Gretzky was in it. Definitely not the Gretzky's Arizona digs.
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