Male Birth Control (Vasalgel)

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Hesla

True.. not ideal. The anesthetic is delivered VIA this crazy air puff gun which is better than a needle.

As for complications. I had none. Most do not report complications, it is just that the ones that do speak louder.

Would rather this than having to shell out another $740k for a kid.

Whole ####, that is how much I can get for a kid these days!!??

Will have to make sure I knock the baby factory up.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Hesla

True.. not ideal. The anesthetic is delivered VIA this crazy air puff gun which is better than a needle.

As for complications. I had none. Most do not report complications, it is just that the ones that do speak louder.

Would rather this than having to shell out another $740k for a kid.

I love you have a tab running. Do you serve it to him on his 18th?

[Knut]

Originally Posted by Locke

I love you have a tab running. Do you serve it to him on his 18th?

That was some crazy high number thrown out by a study. I have seen it range anywhere from 100k - 740k .

Here is a calculator from the US

http://www.babycenter.com/cost-of-ra...ild-calculator

IF you pay for their College education it can get pretty pricey.

[mrkajz44]

$740K? Even over 25 years, that averages out to $30K a year (after tax dollars too!).

I'm thinking that number is just a little inflated.

[bluejays]

MOD edit: not appropriate

[Dion]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I remember when I got my balls cut off.

I went to the Vasman, highlights:

• free cookie and juice (I took two cookies)
• Who the hell puts a vasectomy clinic on the second floor with the only access a steep set of stairs

I went back to him approx 3-4 days later, due to complications. He is sitting in his chair and I standing there with my junk hanging out. By this point my balls were the colour of purple plums. He grabs then and squeezes and asks if it hurst!!

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by mrkajz44

$740K? Even over 25 years, that averages out to $30K a year (after tax dollars too!).

I'm thinking that number is just a little inflated.

In the US, I could see that.

- 10-20K a year for school/child care (public school isn't a good option in a lot of places).
- 5-10k a year on health insurance (can easily be $500 per month per person).
- Extra bedroom needed to house child (and thus a more expensive property, higher property taxes, higher utilities).
- Food, Clothes, Child Activities.
- Any flight/trip is instantly more expensive...can work out to thousands per year.

30k a year on a child is not totally unreasonable.

[Knut]

When you have a kid a bunch of what you would have spent on yourself switches to them. Essentially you could be in the same boat financially as all those nice dinners and holidays go out the window. I remember my wife and I spending $2500 per month going out for food and drinks. That number is less than $400 now.

[bizaro86]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I remember when I got my balls cut off.

I went to the Vasman, highlights:

• free cookie and juice (I took two cookies)
• Who the hell puts a vasectomy clinic on the second floor with the only access a steep set of stairs

I went back to him approx 3-4 days later, due to complications. He is sitting in his chair and I standing there with my junk hanging out. By this point my balls were the colour of purple plums. He grabs then and squeezes and asks if it hurst!!

I think I'll just take one cookie...

[Locke]

Originally Posted by bizaro86

I think I'll just take one cookie...

The man holding the needle decides how many cookies you get....

[bluejays]

Originally Posted by Hesla

When you have a kid a bunch of what you would have spent on yourself switches to them. Essentially you could be in the same boat financially as all those nice dinners and holidays go out the window. I remember my wife and I spending $2500 per month going out for food and drinks. That number is less than $400 now.

$30,000/year on food and drinks? I gotta move out West. That's like my after tax salary.

[Tyler]

[Knut]

Originally Posted by fleury

$30,000/year on food and drinks? I gotta move out West. That's like my after tax salary.

Not saying it was smart.

[Sled]

I went in for an assessment before my snip. The Doctor was bragging how easy a job he has, that he does snips all day every day and although there is a small percent of complications he rarely sees them.

I hop up on the table and he begins his assessment. Then spoke the words "Ooooo, That's going to be tricky. You have a blood vessel right where I need to go."

I got up, left and never saw the guy again. F that S.

[killer_carlson]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I remember when I got my balls cut off.

I went to the Vasman, highlights:

• free cookie and juice (I took two cookies)
• Who the hell puts a vasectomy clinic on the second floor with the only access a steep set of stairs

I went back to him approx 3-4 days later, due to complications. He is sitting in his chair and I standing there with my junk hanging out. By this point my balls were the colour of purple plums. He grabs then and squeezes and asks if it hurst!!

Dude, if those were the highlights, I can't imagine the lowlights.

[Northendzone]

For once in my life I was the one in 10,000 and my V went well, with the exception of all the swelling.....it looked like a mule kicked me in the junk and my boys looked like a pair of floridas finest grapefruit........good time, good times......tried to get the dr to write me a script for blowies for a month......

[ben voyonsdonc]

Or you can follow my fertility plan...sleeping with guys. 100% effective and no needles.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by ben voyonsdonc

Or you can follow my fertility plan...sleeping with guys. 100% effective and no needles.

Theres a joke to be made here about the trade-off of genitals smelling like excrement but Imma let it slide this time because your argument was faultless and very well articulated and I respect that.

[topfiverecords]

So much win in this thread. Will keep following.

[ben voyonsdonc]

No takers on my plan? Oh well. As a designated gay recruiter, it is my duty to at least offer.