09-12-2014, 03:06 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Male Birth Control (Vasalgel)
It's called Vasalgel, the non-hormonal birth control touts similar results as a vasectomy, but won't stay permanent.
Could be available by 2017.
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A gel is injected into the vas deferens (the tube the sperm swim through), rather than cutting the vas (as is done in vasectomy). If a man wishes to restore flow of sperm, whether after months or years, the polymer is flushed out of the vas with another injection.
In other words, just one shot (a single treatment) could put more control of preventing unplanned pregnancy in guys' hands, er, penises. The researchers have tested the method on baboons, who were given six months of access to female baboons, and so far, not one has fell pregnant. Soon, researchers will move on to testing on humans, where they'll get a more definite answer.
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http://aplus.com/a/male-birth-control-2017-Vasalgel
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09-12-2014, 03:12 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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"Just one shot" - sounds easy but terrifying at the same time.
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09-12-2014, 03:13 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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I failed my test.
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Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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09-12-2014, 03:15 PM
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#4
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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I'd like to volunteer for the human trials and get 6 months of access to female humans.
S/O won't be impressed but it's all in the name of science.
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09-12-2014, 03:23 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Originally Posted by Hesla
Honestly.. the Vasectomy has no needles at all. This has needles. No thanks. I have a strict no needles in my junk policy.
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But your policy on punching a hole in it and then burning something closed gets the go ahead?
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09-12-2014, 03:24 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Well. For something not designed for women or vaginas it has a terrible name.
The marketing department really dropped the balls on this one.
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09-12-2014, 03:30 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Hesla
Honestly.. the Vasectomy has no needles at all. This has needles. No thanks. I have a strict no needles in my junk policy.
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I remember when I got my balls cut off.
I went to the Vasman, highlights:
- free cookie and juice (I took two cookies)
- Who the hell puts a vasectomy clinic on the second floor with the only access a steep set of stairs
I went back to him approx 3-4 days later, due to complications. He is sitting in his chair and I standing there with my junk hanging out. By this point my balls were the colour of purple plums. He grabs then and squeezes and asks if it hurst!!
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Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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09-12-2014, 03:37 PM
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Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I remember when I got my balls cut off.
I went to the Vasman, highlights:
- free cookie and juice (I took two cookies)
- Who the hell puts a vasectomy clinic on the second floor with the only access a steep set of stairs
I went back to him approx 3-4 days later, due to complications. He is sitting in his chair and I standing there with my junk hanging out. By this point my balls were the colour of purple plums. He grabs then and squeezes and asks if it hurst!! |
You are the third person to tell me such a tale. One guys ruptured FFS. I will NEVER get a vasectomy. NEVER.
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09-12-2014, 03:40 PM
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Franchise Player
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I thought the product was called Vagisil for a second there.
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09-12-2014, 03:41 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by prarieboy
You are the third person to tell me such a tale. One guys ruptured FFS. I will NEVER get a vasectomy. NEVER.
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and after all that I still ain't firing blanks!!
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09-12-2014, 03:41 PM
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Self-Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I remember when I got my balls cut off.
I went to the Vasman, highlights:
- free cookie and juice (I took two cookies)
- Who the hell puts a vasectomy clinic on the second floor with the only access a steep set of stairs
I went back to him approx 3-4 days later, due to complications. He is sitting in his chair and I standing there with my junk hanging out. By this point my balls were the colour of purple plums. He grabs then and squeezes and asks if it hurst!! |
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09-12-2014, 03:45 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Calgary
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Just reading this thread makes my junk hurt.
F this S.
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09-12-2014, 03:50 PM
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Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
and after all that I still ain't firing blanks!!
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My condolences.
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09-12-2014, 03:52 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by prarieboy
You are the third person to tell me such a tale. One guys ruptured FFS. I will NEVER get a vasectomy. NEVER.
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I am number 4.
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09-12-2014, 03:53 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by prarieboy
My condolences.
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Well to be fair to the Vaseman, he did say that he doesn't ususally do major surgery..... my balls and penis are big.
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Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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09-12-2014, 03:55 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by Locke
Well. For something not designed for women or vaginas it has a terrible name.
The marketing department really dropped the balls on this one.
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It should have been named "Erektor". That's a product I would stand in line to inject myself with.
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09-12-2014, 03:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by jammies
It should have been named "Erektor". That's a product I would stand in line to inject myself with.
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09-12-2014, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Russic
But your policy on punching a hole in it and then burning something closed gets the go ahead?
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True.. not ideal. The anesthetic is delivered VIA this crazy air puff gun which is better than a needle.
As for complications. I had none. Most do not report complications, it is just that the ones that do speak louder.
Would rather this than having to shell out another $740k for a kid.
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