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Old 08-19-2014, 05:39 PM   #81
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I think it's disguised radical environmentalists trying to reduce or eliminate the human species.
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Old 08-19-2014, 05:41 PM   #82
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I think it's disguised radical environmentalists trying to reduce or eliminate the human species.
This makes a shocking amount of sense.
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Old 08-19-2014, 05:42 PM   #83
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I thought this thread would be about Maximum Gross Takeoff Weight.
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Old 08-19-2014, 05:47 PM   #85
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So your fleshlight is well used then?
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Old 08-19-2014, 05:55 PM   #86
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I'm still laughing about losing your leverage. Women are allowed to buy property now. And build assets, too! Women can even have children on their own (buy some sperm and git er done). A single man can't have a child by himself, as far as I know.

So it seems to me that on the whole property, assets, and children front, it's actually women who have the leverage.

Or wait. Did I just talk myself into becoming a MGTOW?
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Old 08-19-2014, 06:00 PM   #87
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Without leverage how else would you get women to do what you want?! Give up all the leverage and end up involuntarily celibate!
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Old 08-19-2014, 06:00 PM   #88
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There's a whole lingo that goes along with this, reading the MGTOW forums is hard without knowing the lingo, so here you go.

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/c...ossary_thread/

My favorite: Incel - Involuntarily Celibate.

So much wrong with so few words.
If these types of guys weren't such #######s to unsuspecting women, I'd almost feel sorry for them. Don't get me wrong, sex is awesome, but it's not the be all end all of everything. I just think it's such a waste to base your entire existence on getting laid, and then treating it like some kind of achievement. And maybe it's just me, but the amount of time, effort, and money these guys put into "gaming" women has to be at least equal to what the average person puts into a relationship. At least in a decent relationship I know that the sex I'm going to get is probably going to be mutually enjoyable, with a much lower risk of herpes.
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Without leverage how else would you get women to do what you want?! Give up all the leverage and end up involuntarily celibate!
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Old 08-19-2014, 06:07 PM   #90
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I like marriage. Sure it's not near as exciting as the single life, but mine was never that exciting to begin with. Despite some perceiving it as a negative, I like the consistency and the fact that I share my experiences with someone over the long term. We can talk about things that happened years ago instead of having to always start from scratch every few months. I'm terrible at first impressions.

Having someone there during the good times is great, but I think having someone there during the bad times is even more important. I know that if I'm sick or I get a debilitating injury, my wife will take care of me, and vice versa. The short-term girlfriend will bail. Parents get older. Siblings aren't always close (physically or otherwise).

It's not perfect, but the single life wasn't either. There were some pretty crappy and lonely moments there. I'm a pretty independent guy at heart, and can still do most of the stuff I did before. Not all, but most. My wife hasn't once complained about me getting a totally impractical car, even though that's probably a very dangerous precedent. She doesn't complain if I go on a two week trip without her, and I don't complain if she wants to go see her family for a few weeks. I think I'm pretty lucky on this front, as Ive seen a lot of women suck the life out of their men with constant nagging about what to do or what not to do.

My marriage also resulted in the cutest damn daughter in the history of the world (sorry, rest of you). Having your daughter hug you tight is probably worth any and all risk of getting married.
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I'm still laughing about losing your leverage. Women are allowed to buy property now. And build assets, too! Women can even have children on their own (buy some sperm and git er done). A single man can't have a child by himself, as far as I know.

So it seems to me that on the whole property, assets, and children front, it's actually women who have the leverage.

Or wait. Did I just talk myself into becoming a MGTOW?
They have more leverage than us and you will lose what small leverage when you might have if you get married. Though all men will get married with the thought of sex and give up their freedom for sex. If you think about it marriage is legal prostitution.
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LOL, we're not "hatin'" on you, we're laughing at you
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Though all men will get married with the thought of sex and give up their freedom for sex. If you think about it marriage is legal prostitution.
This explains so much.
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LOL, yeah Peanut, you'll have to give all your money to your spouse! haha
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They have more leverage than us and you will lose what small leverage when you might have if you get married. Though all men will get married with the thought of sex and give up their freedom for sex. If you think about it marriage is legal prostitution.
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This explains so much.
and so does this link.


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Old 08-19-2014, 06:15 PM   #97
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No, if you think about it, it's "legal prostitution". That doesn't apply to the rest of us.

Normal people don't think of their wife (or girlfriend) as a hooker.

And what kind of an idiot gets married thinking of sex? Do you know someone who did this?
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Oh yeah, a Fox report. That's really convincing stuff.

Are you on some sort of recruitment drive here? What's the point of all this? I promise, it's just going to continue to be mocked.
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When I first saw the thread title, I thought it was a pocket created thread. Then I opened the thread and realized that, in fact, a dick did actually create this thread.

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I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

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