08-18-2014, 12:07 PM
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GOAT!
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Originally Posted by RyZ
Don't wear pink (or "salmon") and bring a condom.
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Or wear pink and don't bring a condom. It all depends on how much you like the friend zone, really.
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08-18-2014, 12:10 PM
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#22
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Powerplay Quarterback
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After a couple hours of drinks, whip it out.
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08-18-2014, 12:12 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by PsYcNeT
Real Answer:
Make her dinner at your place. You get to show off your taste in furnishings, your mad cooking skills, your desirable income and building location, and your flawless plating.
If you do not possess the prerequisites for this, you're #### out of luck son.
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All that does is build up expectations. Try to keep the bar low, so when you eventually show off the real you, its only a minor step down.
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08-18-2014, 12:13 PM
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#24
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by lazypucker
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Wicked. Thanks man. I completely forgot about Globalfest. I've only been once when I was a kid. I'm assuming showing up at 8 or 9 would work?
Now, back to your regularly scheduled Anal and Face Blasting jokes.
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08-18-2014, 12:14 PM
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#25
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
- Skating, I think the oval is open all year.
- Go for a hike, there are areas in Calgary that allow for a nice 2 hour walk.
- Old school at Lloyd's.
- Science Centre
- Zoo.
- Brewery tour, (I think Wild Rose still does them).
- Museum of the Regiments.
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Lots of good ideas here although I think if I took a 22 year old girl to the Museum of Regiments as a first date, I may not fare so well.
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08-18-2014, 12:17 PM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Marseilles Of The Prairies
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burn_this_city
All that does is build up expectations. Try to keep the bar low, so when you eventually show off the real you, its only a minor step down.
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That's a high expectation? Jesus.
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Settle down there, Temple Grandin.
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08-18-2014, 12:21 PM
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#27
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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Depends on blind date or not. If it's a blind date, go for something short. Coffee, one drink, two max, cut it off after 1-1.5 hours. If you already know them, well, I don't know, I don't date people I know. My thinking is, the more you talk, the more likely it is you'll screw it up. Also if you establish the short time frame before you even go, they know they won't be stuck there for hours, and they won't do that "have a friend call 20 minutes in with a fake emergency" bit, and more importantly, they'll be more relaxed because no matter what happens it'll all be over soon.
If it's going swimmingly, that's even more reason to end it early. Leave on a high note and build anticipation for date no 2.
Also, don't invite them to your place for a first date. Even if they agree to it (unlikely) the whole "will I ever leave this place alive" thought will be in the back of their head the whole time. Again this may be different if you already know the person, but probably not.
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08-18-2014, 12:21 PM
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#28
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by PsYcNeT
That's a high expectation? Jesus.
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Depends on your age. When I was polak's age, I had questionable furnishings, very little cookware, and borderline female acceptable food in my apartment.
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08-18-2014, 12:31 PM
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#29
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In the Sin Bin
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We met at a pub and hung out and talked all night so it's not the first time we're meeting but yeah... I think taking her out for a bite and then going to globalfest fits the bill pretty well.
Then anal... Right?
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08-18-2014, 12:33 PM
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#30
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Yuk Yuks
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08-18-2014, 12:36 PM
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#31
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by polak
We met at a pub and hung out and talked all night so it's not the first time we're meeting but yeah... I think taking her out for a bite and then going to globalfest fits the bill pretty well.
Then anal... Right?
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Sex shop first, then anal. There should still be lots of options along 17th Ave SE just down the road from Globalfest.
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08-18-2014, 12:44 PM
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#32
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Norm!
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Do a penis puppet show, make sure the plot line is good, the dialogue is snappy and in the end the main character pukes everywhere.
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08-18-2014, 12:51 PM
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#33
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Likes Cartoons
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Go to the pet shop. When she awws at a puppy, buy it behind her back and present it to her the next day at her work. If she is in a meeting. Barge in and proclaim loudly that you are in love, and present puppy with eyes as wide as humanly possible with outstretched arms.
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08-18-2014, 12:54 PM
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#34
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Five-hole
Depends on blind date or not. If it's a blind date, go for something short. Coffee, one drink, two max, cut it off after 1-1.5 hours. If you already know them, well, I don't know, I don't date people I know. My thinking is, the more you talk, the more likely it is you'll screw it up. Also if you establish the short time frame before you even go, they know they won't be stuck there for hours, and they won't do that "have a friend call 20 minutes in with a fake emergency" bit, and more importantly, they'll be more relaxed because no matter what happens it'll all be over soon.
If it's going swimmingly, that's even more reason to end it early. Leave on a high note and build anticipation for date no 2.
Also, don't invite them to your place for a first date. Even if they agree to it (unlikely) the whole "will I ever leave this place alive" thought will be in the back of their head the whole time. Again this may be different if you already know the person, but probably not.
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haha jesus, are you ever a ray of sunshine
"this is probably going to be the worst #### ever, so lets just get it over with"
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Originally Posted by MisterJoji
Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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08-18-2014, 12:54 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
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i think you need to post a picture of her first, before we can offer up an legitimate date suggestions
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08-18-2014, 01:06 PM
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#36
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Scoring Winger
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Going to a comedy club has always worked well for me. If you're up for it, sit in the first row.
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08-18-2014, 01:07 PM
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#37
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Powerplay Quarterback
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1st date - something casual and short, like coffee or a pint.
2nd date - something active and fun like skating or rock climbing or if you have the cash a learn to fly orientation session.
3rd date - Cook her dinner at you place. Make something visually appealing and impressive. Then after dinner and some drinks make the ultimate panty remover - banana flambé. Fry banana in dark rum and butter, light on fire, then serve on vanilla ice cream.
Follow this system and you will get laid, I guarantee it.
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08-18-2014, 01:09 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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Came in for a Chicken on the Way reference.
Leaving happy
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08-18-2014, 01:13 PM
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#39
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Franchise Player
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I always thought a movie was a terrible idea. Lets get to know each other by sitting beside one another in a dark room not talking for 2 hours.
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08-18-2014, 01:15 PM
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#40
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pseudoreality
1st date - something casual and short, like coffee or a pint.
2nd date - something active and fun like skating or rock climbing or if you have the cash a learn to fly orientation session.
3rd date - Cook her dinner at you place. Make something visually appealing and impressive. Then after dinner and some drinks make the ultimate panty remover - banana flambé. Fry banana in dark rum and butter, light on fire, then serve on vanilla ice cream.
Follow this system and you will get laid, I guarantee it.
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Or better yet, casually mention how incredible your banana flambe is during step 1, when she says "OMG! You totally need to make this for me" suggest that you make it for her that night. Take her home, make flame, get laid and cut out step 2.
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