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Old 07-21-2014, 07:42 PM   #1
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A Man Emailed His Wife A Spreadsheet That Logged All The The Times She’d Said No To Sex
Then she posted it on Reddit and it escalated from there.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robynwilder/...l-the-the?bffb

The comments below the article are quite hilarious.

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Old 07-21-2014, 07:51 PM   #2
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It looks like the tomato truck made a quick stop towards the end of June. I bet hes not getting any this week either based on my math.

I also believe that this is 100% real.
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Old 07-21-2014, 08:12 PM   #3
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It looks like the tomato truck made a quick stop towards the end of June. I bet hes not getting any this week either based on my math.

I also believe that this is 100% real.

Nothing says "fresh produce" like menstrual blood!
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Nothing says "fresh produce" like menstrual blood!
Had a customer come in and ask if the was a female condom or such thing so that her and her boyfriend didn't have to have "crime scene sex"
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Old 07-21-2014, 08:29 PM   #5
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That's the kind of thing that happens when there's no communication, rather than being able to discuss it when it's at a low or medium level, it sits until it's at DEFCON 2 at which point it's not communication anymore, it's confrontation or blaming or resentment etc.

Lots of marriages go through varying degrees of this.

They would probably benefit from some marriage counselling/therapy.
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Old 07-21-2014, 08:38 PM   #6
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There's a god chance he's having sex with someone else while she is gone.
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Old 07-21-2014, 08:39 PM   #7
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A relationship journal can actually be pretty helpful, because often what we remember days/weeks/months after is different than what really happened or how we really felt, but I'm not sure this attempt really qualifies.
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Old 07-21-2014, 09:32 PM   #10
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Oh wow. Tomato truck. That's gold Jerry, gold!
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That's what they get to look forward to for the rest of their lives? (or the next 6 months while they start divorce proceedings) ... Marriage seems awesome
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I want to see jhunt223 post in this thread.
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They're both idiots.
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They're both idiots.
Yeah this is a pretty typical post on r/sex, r/relationships, or r/deadbedrooms. Redditors are a very cynical bunch.
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Wait until they can walk and won't get out of your bed. You'll be like "We can just wait until the kids fall asleep then go to the living room." She'll roll over and pretend to fall asleep before the kids.
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I want to see jhunt223 post in this thread.
I can picture her spreadsheet for him. It would be 100 rows of "Waiting for vagina to contract".
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Old 07-22-2014, 12:18 AM   #18
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Which one of you hacked into my computer?
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Old 07-22-2014, 09:09 AM   #19
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"You're too drunk"

APPARENTLY NOT TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER TO PUT IT IN THE SPREADSHEET!!!!!!
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He can't have actually believed this is anything more than total nuclear strike on his own marriage. I'd say at that point it's a coin flip to decide whether to seek counselling or a divorce lawyer.

While 3 times in 6 weeks clearly isn't what he's after, if certain studies are to be believed he's likely more normal than he thinks he is. http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/resources/FAQ.html

According to the above, of married couples aged 30-39, 47% are having sex "a few times per month to weekly".
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