06-23-2006, 11:47 AM
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My face is a bum!
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Home Circumcision Tips
Well after our circumcision thread I've been convinced to chop the snout off of the ant eater, but I'm just too damn embarassed to go to the doctor for it. I don't want him to have to smell the reek of my cheese factory.
I saw the oral suction method in Reaper's post, but I don't have any volunteers yet. So I was thinking kitchen scissors or maybe a butchers knife and a cutting board. Should I use a lighter to burn it clean afterwards?
Any other tips?
I can't wait until girls find me attractive in the pants region, this is going to change my life!
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06-23-2006, 11:50 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Dr. Phil? Are you out there?
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06-23-2006, 12:00 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
So I was thinking kitchen scissors or maybe a butchers knife and a cutting board. Should I use a lighter to burn it clean afterwards?
Any other tips?
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Hell, go big and use a pizza cutter. Don't press too hard though. 
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06-23-2006, 12:03 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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use the good ol paper cutter, one swift push and your not going back
Giver a little flash with the Tiger torch to touch it up and yer done
that's my TIP
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06-23-2006, 12:03 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Djibouti
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Measure twice, cut once.
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06-23-2006, 12:04 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Cheese grater?
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06-23-2006, 12:06 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Time for a lock. This is ridiculous.
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REDVAN!
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06-23-2006, 12:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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or a carrot/potatoe peeler, you just need a little slice off
then again myabe a "little slice" is more then you can spare
REDVAN you suck 
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06-23-2006, 12:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Djibouti
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06-23-2006, 12:10 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by Mike F
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I think you're giving him WAAAYY too much credit.
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06-23-2006, 12:12 PM
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I remember back in that circumcision thread I said this thread needs to end at about the 5th page, but this thread really needs to end
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06-23-2006, 12:13 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Vincent Lecavalier.
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06-23-2006, 12:21 PM
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My face is a bum!
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Vincent Lecavalier.
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The rest of you need to get your boxers out of your foreskin. Its pretty obvious what you were getting into by the thread title, so don't read it.
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06-23-2006, 12:49 PM
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Draft Pick
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Ever seen Nip/tuck ? In one episode the son attempts the self circumcision and.... let's just say it doesnt turn out too good.
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06-23-2006, 12:50 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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I must admit, I'm not one who's a big fan of slapstick or filthy humour, I generally like subtle and whitty humour,
however...
that said...
this thread is freakin' hilarious
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06-23-2006, 12:52 PM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Wasn't there a funny news story about this a while ago?
I'll have to try and find it.
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06-23-2006, 12:55 PM
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Yeah, I think Loreena Bobbit was involved somehow...
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06-23-2006, 01:02 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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06-23-2006, 01:29 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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measure twice cut once is hilarious, so is the cigar snip picture
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06-23-2006, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
Any other tips?
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Did anyone else find this as funny as I did?
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