Would you rather...

[CaptainCrunch]

Wow everyone is really focusing around the drifter, and the poster has a surprisingly specific story about him.

Kind of creepy.

I don't know if there's a true question, it doesn't matter if the Canucks are winning the cup, you've always got to follow the rules of the road.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

[To Be Quite Honest]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Wow everyone is really focusing around the drifter, and the poster has a surprisingly specific story about him.

It's the best question.

Are there any former Flame players on the Canucks roster?

[devo22]

Originally Posted by To Be Quite Honest

It's the best question.

Are there any former Flame players on the Canucks roster?

Desbiens?

edit: nevermind he signed with COL last summer.

[krynski]

Could it be an attractive female drifter? I'm pretty sure by the way the question was proposed, it kept the door open. I know you referred to it as a "he", but "a drifter" is the original terminology...suggesting a chance of a female drifter and a remote chance of attractiveness in a hippy-sort-of way.

[Baxter Renegade]

Originally Posted by Brannigans Law

would you rather be molested by a drifter (no penetration and you don't have to blow the guy) or have the Canucks win the cup 2 years in a row?

I'd give that drifter the night of his life it meant no Canucks cups. Hell, I'd even pay.

If your junk was stuck in a vice in a burning barn, do you rip off the entirety of your junk and survive, or burn to death?

[CaptainCrunch]

Does said vice have a name?

[krynski]

Originally Posted by Baxter Renegade

I'd give that drifter the night of his life it meant no Canucks cups. Hell, I'd even pay.

If your junk was stuck in a vice in a burning barn, do you rip off the entirety of your junk and survive, or burn to death?

First question.....why on earth is my junk in a vice? My answer is that the captain goes down with his ship.

[Baxter Renegade]

Originally Posted by krynski

First question.....why on earth is my junk in a vice?

'Cuz your Fleshlight has lost it's luster and you made some incorrect tightening calculations.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by Baxter Renegade

I'd give that drifter the night of his life it meant no Canucks cups. Hell, I'd even pay.

If your junk was stuck in a vice in a burning barn, do you rip off the entirety of your junk and survive, or burn to death?

This vice was a female officer working undercover and I left it in until our job was done.

[To Be Quite Honest]

Comedy Bang Bang - Would You Rather

[Hockey_Ninja]

Would you rather have the ability to:

1. Save a life of a person but it takes a year off of your own life everytime you use it
2. Take away a life and it adds a year to your own life everytime you use it.

[Voodooman]

I've been thinking about one of these lately...

Would you rather have the Flames win the Cup in the next 5 years, but the Habs and Leafs win one too, or have the Flames not make the playoffs for 10 years, but a guarantee than neither the Leafs or Habs win another Cup. Ever.

Hard call, but the hate in my heart won out. I think I'd even take a 15 year drought to ensure never-ending futility for those franchises.

[TheGrimm]

Originally Posted by Brannigans Law

He has excellent teeth. He took pride in keeping them pearly white and went to the dentist often before leaving Amsterdam to come to Canada.

You have my heart felt thank you for keeping the Canucks from winning the cup the past couple of years.

[Hockey_Ninja]

Originally Posted by Voodooman

I've been thinking about one of these lately...

Would you rather have the Flames win the Cup in the next 5 years, but the Habs and Leafs win one too, or have the Flames not make the playoffs for 10 years, but a guarantee than neither the Leafs or Habs win another Cup. Ever.

Hard call, but the hate in my heart won out. I think I'd even take a 15 year drought to ensure never-ending futility for those franchises.

I'd pick the cup. Yeah Leafs and Habs fans are annoying and would gloat non stop but i would rather they win the cup than the Oilers or Canucks.

[saskflames69]

Would you kill baby Hitler, with all the legal ramifications that came with butchering a child in late 19th century Germany, if you knew it meant WWII would never happen?

OR

Assassinate Stalin in 1929 to prevent the Holodomor and spend the remainder of your days awaiting execution/doing forced labor in a Siberian gulag?

[theinfinitejar]

Everyone voting early.

Classic Would You Rather blunder.

[Hatter]

Every time you indulge in your favorite food/beverage (think beer, or bacon, or whatever) you become violently nauseous for a week.

OR

Every time you experience sexual release your butthole becomes violently itchy for a week.

[Thor]

Cum like you pee, or pee like you cum?

[Sr. Mints]

Originally Posted by Thor

Cum like you pee, or pee like you cum?

You should probably get your prostate checked.