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Old 05-04-2014, 10:26 PM   #1
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Been a while since i've came up with one of these threads. Let's play a big old game of would you rather! For those who have never herd of it:

A person must come up with two scenarios and you HAVE to choose between one of them, no matter how embarrassing or tough the choices are.

(Example: Would you rather be rich and ugly or beautiful and poor)

Let's do this

I'll start with a hard one:

Would you rather see Iginla win a cup as a member of the Oilers or Canucks?
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Old 05-04-2014, 10:46 PM   #2
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Would you rather see Iginla win a cup as a member of the Oilers or Canucks?
Oilers, I'd prefer that Vancouver never win a cup in their existence.

This right here is option #3 to your query though:

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Would you rather wake up in the morning next to the Burger King telling you "You had it your way" or wake up next to Ronald McDonald telling you "You were loving it"?
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Would you rather wake up in the morning next to the Burger King telling you "You had it your way" or wake up next to Ronald McDonald telling you "You were loving it"?
I would rather wake up to Wendy because that's better.
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puke or poop?
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Old 05-04-2014, 11:14 PM   #6
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I would rather wake up to Wendy because that's better.
Are you sure, youve seen the commercials with the real Wendy right?
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I would rather wake up to Wendy because that's better.
Just don't get your Wendy's confused, as this is the real Wendy.

Spoiler!

Although she's probably worth millions, so I suppose you could do worse.
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Are you sure, youve seen the commercials with the real Wendy right?
Sex with any woman still trumps sex with a clown or a king with an overly large head
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He probably means the below

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He probably means the below

I laugh every time I hear the Words "Going In" when I see her and the commerical... haha.
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would you rather be molested by a drifter (no penetration and you don't have to blow the guy) or have the Canucks win the cup 2 years in a row?
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would you rather be molested by a drifter (no penetration and you don't have to blow the guy) or have the Canucks win the cup 2 years in a row?
What a dumb question. You got the Vaseline?
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would you rather be molested by a drifter (no penetration and you don't have to blow the guy) or have the Canucks win the cup 2 years in a row?
Does the Drifter play with the anus?
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Does the Drifter play with the anus?
No penetration but he may play around your anus.
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No penetration but he may play around your anus.
Do the Flames make the playoffs?
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Do the Flames make the playoffs?
Not a factor. You either watch the Canucks win 2 straight cups, or, you let this drifter molest you.
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Before I vote I need to know the universe I'm in...

Is the Drifter a Canucks fan?
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Is the Drifter a Canucks fan?
No, he's a train hopping drifter originally from the Netherlands. He speaks broken english and has an obvious accent, and very rough hands from day labouring. He's gentle yet firm, and has strange sexual appetites. oh and a huge soccer fan. Don't call it soccer around him either or he'll go crazy and ignore the 'no penetration' rule.
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He has excellent teeth. He took pride in keeping them pearly white and went to the dentist often before leaving Amsterdam to come to Canada.
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