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Old 04-11-2014, 02:32 PM   #1
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Default Crazy Alberta dentist wants to clone John Lennon

Umm...ok.
http://globalnews.ca/news/1264493/al...-to-clone-him/
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He also told the show he would be willing to do it more than once whether it worked the first time or not.
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Old 04-11-2014, 02:35 PM   #2
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Just for the record I think cloning another human being is a horrible idea and if this were to somehow happen I am busting Mark Chapman out of prison.
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Old 04-11-2014, 02:35 PM   #3
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Sounds great! What could go wrong?!
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This is clearly where the zombie apocalypse will begin.
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Old 04-11-2014, 02:45 PM   #5
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Alberta dentists clearly make too much money...
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Old 04-11-2014, 02:48 PM   #6
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Just for the record I think cloning another human being is a horrible idea and if this were to somehow happen I am busting Mark Chapman out of prison.
Classy.
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Old 04-11-2014, 03:13 PM   #7
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Classy.
Only a rube would take that seriously. A guy who has a character from a comic strip that makes its high viewing off unclassy tasteless jokes as his avatar is offended by that? Sure.

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Old 04-11-2014, 03:30 PM   #8
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The difference is C&H is funny.
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Old 04-11-2014, 03:40 PM   #9
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Can we clone Lenin instead?

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How about we clone Marisa Tomei instead?
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How about we clone Marisa Tomei instead?
Then we can all have one.
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Old 04-11-2014, 04:55 PM   #12
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One would thing that a Dentist would know better than to resurrect British teeth.
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Am I the only one who thinks its creepy that his Lennon's old house keeper had one of his teeth. And even creepier that someone bought it for 30k. Yikes!
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It would be hilarious if the tooth wasn't Lennon's tooth at all and just one of the house keepers teeth. And they clone it and just end up with another house keeper. Haha.
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Or even worse, it's Yoko Ono's, and we end up with an army of Yoko Ono's. If you have never seen Bill Burr's take on Yoko Ono and John Lennon, you have to watch this, it is one of his funniest bits ever.

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Maybe he can also clone George Harrison and we can have a reunion tour.
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Or even worse, it's Yoko Ono's, and we end up with an army of Yoko Ono's. If you have never seen Bill Burr's take on Yoko Ono and John Lennon, you have to watch this, it is one of his funniest bits ever.
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This is more than funny. Hilarious! Out of thanks. He vocalized pretty much every word and epithet I always have about Yoko Ono on stage... I saw her sculpture exhibition at the Museum of Modern Arts in Rio de Janeiro. White cubes, prisms and balls made of something. She is so untalented, it is pathetic. Love's sooo blind.
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Mac Demarco from Edmonton is already pretty close to John Lennon.
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One would thing that a Dentist would know better than to resurrect British teeth.
Wouldn't cloning John Lennon, and then FIXING his bad British teeth be his...crowning...achievement?

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