04-08-2014, 09:44 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Left Handed People Have Better Sex
I caught this article:
http://lifewise.canoe.ca/SexRomance/...relaxnews.html
It is about a vibrator that promises "left handed orgasms". In the article it explains how left handed people have better sex because they use their right brain which controls sensuality.
I am making the switch. I'm becoming left handed.
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04-08-2014, 09:46 AM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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I always "wash" myself in the shower with my left hand......
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04-08-2014, 09:46 AM
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#3
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Lifetime Suspension
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What if you choke the monkey with your left hand? Does that count?
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04-08-2014, 09:48 AM
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#4
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Franchise Player
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"The stranger"
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04-08-2014, 09:49 AM
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#5
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Now how do I turn this into a pickup line?
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04-08-2014, 10:21 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Calgary
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Came into thread looking for lefty palm jokes. Left satisfied.
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04-08-2014, 10:25 AM
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#8
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Okotoks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SeeBass
well this news more than makes up for having to put up with three ring binders (not for sex) |
The gif is awesome cause Data is using his left hand. I am also left handed, so now I am good at sex. Awesome.
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04-08-2014, 10:25 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Cambodia
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At least now I have an excuse. 
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04-08-2014, 11:18 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Section 217
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I knew being left handed would finally bring some advantages into my life. Now just need to find left handed scissors and all my problems will be over. 
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04-08-2014, 11:20 AM
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#11
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCaper
I knew being left handed would finally bring some advantages into my life. Now just need to find left handed scissors and all my problems will be over. |
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04-08-2014, 11:32 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Stang
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This store exists in San Francisco on the Pier 39 boardwalk.
https://www.leftyslefthanded.com/
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04-08-2014, 11:46 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Slightly right of left of center
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ironhorse
Came into thread looking for lefty palm jokes. Left satisfied.
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I like the "Left Satisfied" unintentional pun
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04-08-2014, 08:48 PM
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#14
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So I golf left, shoot left in hockey, drive on the left, bat left, but I write with my right hand, and wipe with my right and take care of business with my right......what does all this mean......
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04-08-2014, 09:05 PM
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#15
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SeeBass
well this news more than makes up for having to put up with three ring binders (not for sex)
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Or right handed scissors, the bane of my childhood existence.
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04-08-2014, 10:12 PM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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It's the ink/graphite smearing that annoys me the most.
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04-08-2014, 10:21 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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It seems like a pretty good trade off for every other advantage being right-handed has.
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04-08-2014, 10:37 PM
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#18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCaper
I knew being left handed would finally bring some advantages into my life. Now just need to find left handed scissors and all my problems will be over. |
The scissors exist. I've seen them in store for left-handers.
Right-handers live longer so we'll give them this.
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04-09-2014, 07:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Northendzone
So I golf left, shoot left in hockey, drive on the left, bat left, but I write with my right hand, and wipe with my right and take care of business with my right......what does all this mean......
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Bi
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