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Old 03-12-2014, 11:01 PM   #21
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I enjoyed the Night Court sitcom as a kid. But even as a child of about ten years old, I remember calling bullshiat on all the prostitutes hanging out in the court room just watching the cases. I mean, these are your prime hooking hours and you have all these hos just hanging around.
Those were plaintiffs awaiting their hearing 10 year old dummy you.
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Old 03-13-2014, 08:17 AM   #22
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Umm, no, it wasn't.

Teri Hatcher was a hottie though ")
I think you meant Markie Post.
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Old 03-13-2014, 09:13 AM   #23
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In this day and age we need internet court so we can do all these processes online.
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This thread should he moved to the Entertainment section just to really mess with T@T.
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I'm extremely embarrassed as a man to have missed this. she was super smoking when she was younger. still ok, but...

they are real and they're spectacular
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Do not companies like POINTS represent you in court on your behalf in your absence?

Or is it just the monetary penalty that has you in a lather?
It stinks getting a ticket. My last ticket was for 10km over in a 90 zone... really.
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Old 03-13-2014, 11:14 AM   #28
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Before there was Markie Post, there was Ellen Foley, who also sang on Bat Out Of Hell.


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Before there was Markie Post, there was Ellen Foley, who also sang on Bat Out Of Hell.

And who was the inspiration for The Clash's "Should I Stay or Should I Go?"
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I'm extremely embarrassed as a man to have missed this. she was super smoking when she was younger. still ok, but...
In some more recent pictures she bears a disturbing resemblance to Michael Jackson.
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What a joke Alberta is, you get a speeding ticket that you feel your innocent of but it's not worth fighting the ticket because of ticket price vs days wage of work. Whether it's a photo radar or a dummy hiding behind a transformer it's getting to the point where we should just send the the city $160.00 each year in advance.

Even the friken cop that gave me my latest had a smurk on his face when he said "sir, you can fight it if you don't agree with it"...yeah ok you f#^%in prick!

Other provinces have night court for this, why not Alberta?
What the heck, I'll bite...

Why are you innocent and I am sure that's exactly why the cop was smirking.
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Let's say you get your ticket during the day, and the cop works the day shift. Why should he, or she, have to show up at night to accommodate your schedule?

Do you get a speeding ticket once a year? Maybe try the pedal to the left of the gas pedal. Maybe you have a valid complaint here, but without any details, I can't say. Most of the people I've heard from who are unhappy with their speeding tickets, usually say things like 'cash grab', 'quota', 'other crimes to be solved', etc. I very seldom hear that they were driving 100 in a 100 zone, and were pulled over and told they were doing 125. I'd be curious to hear your scenario.
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And who was the inspiration for The Clash's "Should I Stay or Should I Go?"
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Been watching night court lately, great show. Know nothing about Alberta and speeding tickets though.
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While growing up, my wife's neighbor was Harry Anderson. That's probably why she can't stand Mel Tormé.
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While growing up, my wife's neighbor was Harry Anderson. That's probably why she can't stand Mel Tormé.
Does she also hate magic?
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Does she also hate magic?
No, she's fascinated by it. Hide the salami is her favorite trick. I don't think he taught her that one, though.
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No, she's fascinated by it. Hide the salami is her favorite trick. I don't think he taught her that one, though.
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