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				I was diagnosed with Crohn's just under 2 month ago. Since then, I haven't made a huge change in diet, other than beer consumption. I knew that it wasn't recommended for peeps like me, and that was scary...I love beer. So, I cut out all beer at home. That was surprisingly easier than I thought. 
 
I've been out to pubs with friends for drinks about a few times since being diagnosed and each time, usually after the first pint, had a crampy pains on the bottom left side of my stomach.  
 
Today, I finally made the connection and tied that pain together with previous pub visits and am sure it's entirely from the beer. I think I have to give it up.  
That RRRRRRRRRGMG. 
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If you can transition to primarily red wine you won't regret it. I drink beer every once in a while but my system seems to handle the vino better and my waist line thanked me too.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 09:42 AM
			
			
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				I might be wrong but isn't there a beer for Japan that is rice based? 
			
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Sapporo is a rice wine. 
I enjoy the taste if it's on tap, but bought a case last month, drank 1, and have 11 more beer taking up space in my fridge because I'm not a fan of them.
 
Wines give me a headache, and I swore off of the hard stuff many moons ago.
 
Since having kids, I am very far from being a heavy drinker. I just love the taste of a cold pint and will probably suck up the discomfort so I can enjoy a bromance beer date every now and then
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 12:00 PM
			
			
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				WRGMG is being woken up by my dog early this morning to be let out, only to discover that the deed was already done and it was now on my bare foot. And not on the heel or arch, but squished between my toes. 
			
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I stepped in cat puke this morning. It was gross but you definitely have me beat.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 01:02 PM
			
			
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			Cat puke or dog poop?  
 
Can we get a poll? If cat puke is anything as bad as cat farts then I'd rather step in dog poop.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 01:04 PM
			
			
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			This experience really GMG: I'm a 30 year old woman, and I went to Lowes on Saturday to buy some stuff for my basement development. As I'm wheeling my cart down the center isle, some old guy (60-70ish) asks me "Where's your babies?". It's a pretty harmless questions, really. So I answered that I didn't have/want babies. He then proceeded to lecture me on the waste it is that I've chosen not to have kids and that a 'nice young thing' like me should really think about my role in society. To sum up his condemnation: I'm letting my uterus go to waste and the last place I should be is Lowes, because you know, that's for men & stuff. 
 
I walked away and ignored him after some of his ranting, and now I wish I would have told him to #### right off. This was the day after International Womans Day. I never really thought women had it bad, and I still don't think we do... but situations like this really shed light on why  there is a big feminism movement. It was the most insulting, sexist thing anyone has ever said to me.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 01:05 PM
			
			
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				This experience really GMG: I'm a 30 year old woman, and I went to Lowes on Saturday to buy some stuff for my basement development. As I'm wheeling my cart down the center isle, some old guy (60-70ish) asks me "Where's your babies?". It's a pretty harmless questions, really. So I answered that I didn't have/want babies. He then proceeded to lecture me on the waste it is that I've chosen not to have kids and that a 'nice young thing' like me should really think about my role in society. To sum up his condemnation: I'm letting my uterus go to waste and the last place I should be is Lowes, because you know, that's for men & stuff. 
  
I walked away and ignored him after some of his ranting, and now I wish I would have told him to #### right off. This was the day after International Womans Day. I never really thought women had it bad, and I still don't think we do... but situations like this really shed light on why there is a big feminism movement. It was the most insulting, sexist thing anyone has ever said to me. 
			
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Should have just asked him where his nurse was.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 01:08 PM
			
			
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				This experience really GMG: I'm a 30 year old woman, and I went to Lowes on Saturday to buy some stuff for my basement development. As I'm wheeling my cart down the center isle, some old guy (60-70ish) asks me "Where's your babies?". It's a pretty harmless questions, really. So I answered that I didn't have/want babies. He then proceeded to lecture me on the waste it is that I've chosen not to have kids and that a 'nice young thing' like me should really think about my role in society. To sum up his condemnation: I'm letting my uterus go to waste and the last place I should be is Lowes, because you know, that's for men & stuff. 
  
I walked away and ignored him after some of his ranting, and now I wish I would have told him to #### right off. This was the day after International Womans Day. I never really thought women had it bad, and I still don't think we do... but situations like this really shed light on why there is a big feminism movement. It was the most insulting, sexist thing anyone has ever said to me. 
			
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Seems like an odd pick up line, but maybe it works for him.....
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 01:09 PM
			
			
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				That's the difference between men and women.  Something gives a woman gastrointestinal distress, she will never ever consume that item again in her life. 
  
If something gives a man stomach issues, he will swear off that item until he gets back to the table from the bathroom. 
			
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Yeah this is me to a tee. There are so many foods that make my stomach hurt yet the only thing I have actually sworn off is Edo. And ill still give it a whirl once in a while. 
 
Gear Grinder: The flood gate effect with the opposite sex. Extended dry spell with no luck then the moment things start becoming a little more serious with one, they all come. Screw you world. Screw you in the face.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 01:10 PM
			
			
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				This experience really GMG: I'm a 30 year old woman, and I went to Lowes on Saturday to buy some stuff for my basement development. As I'm wheeling my cart down the center isle, some old guy (60-70ish) asks me "Where's your babies?". It's a pretty harmless questions, really. So I answered that I didn't have/want babies. He then proceeded to lecture me on the waste it is that I've chosen not to have kids and that a 'nice young thing' like me should really think about my role in society. To sum up his condemnation: I'm letting my uterus go to waste and the last place I should be is Lowes, because you know, that's for men & stuff. 
 
I walked away and ignored him after some of his ranting, and now I wish I would have told him to #### right off. This was the day after International Womans Day. I never really thought women had it bad, and I still don't think we do... but situations like this really shed light on why  there is a big feminism movement. It was the most insulting, sexist thing anyone has ever said to me. 
			
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Is it the WestJet guy ?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 01:15 PM
			
			
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				This experience really GMG: I'm a 30 year old woman, and I went to Lowes on Saturday to buy some stuff for my basement development. As I'm wheeling my cart down the center isle, some old guy (60-70ish) asks me "Where's your babies?". 
			
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You should have pointed to your cart and said, "I'm building them a pen in my basement so I can go out on Friday and Saturday nights without worrying that they might get into something dangerous. By the way - do you know if they have water dishes somewhere in here?"
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			03-12-2014, 01:15 PM
			
			
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Which is what I said to my wife after child birth....
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 02:41 PM
			
			
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				Some people really need to jerk off while driving.  Is there another reason for the front tint? 
			
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Just make sure you are in the right lane on the highway, or people might have issues passing.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			03-12-2014, 02:58 PM
			
			
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				Yeah this is me to a tee. There are so many foods that make my stomach hurt yet the only thing I have actually sworn off is Edo. And ill still give it a whirl once in a while.  
  
Gear Grinder: The flood gate effect with the opposite sex. Extended dry spell with no luck then the moment things start becoming a little more serious with one, they all come. Screw you world. Screw you in the face. 
			
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			03-12-2014, 03:53 PM
			
			
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Awkward high five pic made me choke on my coffee and nearly die. Thank you.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 04:12 PM
			
			
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				Cat puke or dog poop?  
 
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Got you all beat my dog eats her own crap and then I get to step in dog puke avec crap
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 04:27 PM
			
			
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				Got you all beat my dog eats her own crap and then I get to step in dog puke avec crap 
			
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Con......gratulations?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 04:47 PM
			
			
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				Got you all beat my dog eats her own crap and then I get to step in dog puke avec crap 
			
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			03-12-2014, 04:50 PM
			
			
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				This experience really GMG: I'm a 30 year old woman, and I went to Lowes on Saturday to buy some stuff for my basement development. As I'm wheeling my cart down the center isle, some old guy (60-70ish) asks me "Where's your babies?". 
			
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Sure he didn't say "Who loves ya baby"?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 04:53 PM
			
			
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			People who tailgate in the right lane and make the slower drivers nervous.  
 
Just makes for a bad situation and usually ends up slowing things down.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-12-2014, 04:54 PM
			
			
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				This experience really GMG: I'm a 30 year old woman, and I went to Lowes on Saturday to buy some stuff for my basement development. As I'm wheeling my cart down the center isle, some old guy (60-70ish) asks me "Where's your babies?". It's a pretty harmless questions, really. So I answered that I didn't have/want babies. He then proceeded to lecture me on the waste it is that I've chosen not to have kids and that a 'nice young thing' like me should really think about my role in society. To sum up his condemnation: I'm letting my uterus go to waste and the last place I should be is Lowes, because you know, that's for men & stuff. 
			
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You should've told him you were gay and then asked if he knew where the turkey basters aisle was.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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