The federal broadcast regulator wants the naked truth about a couple of porn channels.
The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission says AOV XXX Action Clips and AOV Maleflixxx may not be airing enough Canadian content or closed captioning.
The X-rated specialty channels are supposed to air 35 per cent Canadian programming over the broadcast year and 90 per cent of its content should have captioning.
As part of proposed licence renewals, the commission plans to hear evidence on the apparent non-compliance.
It also has questions about the channels' ownership structure.
Possibilities include revocation of the licences or renewals for shorter periods.
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Captain James P. DeCOSTE, CD, 18 Sep 1993
About 10 years ago my roommate got a second hand TV that had the closed captioning stuck on. The remote was lost and the universals wouldn't access the menu to turn it off.
One night after the bars, we threw on the good ole Movie Network (Movie Central I think is the western equivalent).
I nearly died laughing when the caption that came up on the screen was:
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*moans of pleasure*
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About 10 years ago my roommate got a second hand TV that had the closed captioning stuck on. The remote was lost and the universals wouldn't access the menu to turn it off.
One night after the bars, we threw on the good ole Movie Network (Movie Central I think is the western equivalent).
I nearly died laughing when the caption that came up on the screen was:
years back I was watching the South Park movie with the captions on, and in the scene where Satan and Saddam start having sex the caption read "squishy-plunging sound".
...to keep the thread on track, how exactly does one bring Canadian content into a porno film? Red flannel lingerie? Hockey sticks as marital aids? Needless apologizing during foreplay?
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years back I was watching the South Park movie with the captions on, and in the scene where Satan and Saddam start having sex the caption read "squishy-plunging sound".
...to keep the thread on track, how exactly does one bring Canadian content into a porno film? Red flannel lingerie? Hockey sticks as marital aids? Needless apologizing during foreplay?
I think the CRTC is suggesting we need more porn made in Canada. So, sex in igloos and stuff.
...to keep the thread on track, how exactly does one bring Canadian content into a porno film? Red flannel lingerie? Hockey sticks as marital aids? Needless apologizing during foreplay?
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years back I was watching the South Park movie with the captions on, and in the scene where Satan and Saddam start having sex the caption read "squishy-plunging sound".
...to keep the thread on track, how exactly does one bring Canadian content into a porno film? Red flannel lingerie? Hockey sticks as marital aids? Needless apologizing during foreplay?
An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker? Syrupy sex with a maple tree?
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Well, deal with it. I wasn't cheering for Canada either way. Nothing worse than arrogant Canadian fans. They'd be lucky to finish 4th. Quote me on that. They have a bad team and that is why I won't be cheering for them.
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years back I was watching the South Park movie with the captions on, and in the scene where Satan and Saddam start having sex the caption read "squishy-plunging sound".
...to keep the thread on track, how exactly does one bring Canadian content into a porno film? Red flannel lingerie? Hockey sticks as marital aids? Needless apologizing during foreplay?
Have to append "eh" to all dialogue.
"ooh, eh, ooh, eh, ooohhh, ehhhh!"
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CRTC looking out for Canadians
