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Old 01-29-2014, 12:38 PM   #81
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what speed would you recommend they drive at to get there?
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well, I made reservations at The Lake House, hopefully they are open. I have a back-up plan at La Piccola (Thanks Slava).

I better at least get a freaking BJ out of this.
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Old 01-29-2014, 02:01 PM   #83
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well we could always start the night the way we end the night to solve that problem ... from what i understand from a friend who works there the portions are quite small similar to The Catch
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A friend of mine was in the same spot. I was out in Trenton, ON visiting him and it happened to be his wife's birthday weekend, so we went to Boston Pizza with a few of their friends. We were absolutely forbidden by her from telling the waitress that it was her birthday. So I wrote it on my phone with an arrow pointing at her and made sure it was visible next time the waitress came by.

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Old 01-29-2014, 02:12 PM   #84
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The fiance and I went to Selkirk Grille at Heritage Park for our anniversary dinner. It was wonderful and the service was fantastic. It's upper end but without the crowds you get at other upper end restaurants due to nobody knowing about it. Highly recommended.
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well, I made reservations at The Lake House, hopefully they are open. I have a back-up plan at La Piccola (Thanks Slava).

I better at least get a freaking BJ out of this.
Well I told you they have a guy playing the saxophone there sometimes, but I suppose you could give it a shot if you're into that!
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Dude, I'd kill you! I dont know about all girls, but that would ruin my wife's day, and ergo my day as well.
Heh. Same here. Neither my wife nor I are at all fond of restaurant humiliation...and the few folks who insisted on it have found themselves no longer invited along to celebratory occasions that involve a restaurant.
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well Dinner reservations have been confirmed for Rush, going to have a bottle of her fav white wine already chilling for when we get there, and they have made a custom dessert not on the menu just for her .... i would say this evening will hopefully go well and without any complications ... being that it is there new launch night i am expecting service and the food to be top notch!

seriously thought the Grizzly House in Banff do they really have a booth that encourages sex?? ( thoughts brewing )
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well Dinner reservations have been confirmed for Rush, going to have a bottle of her fav white wine already chilling for when we get there, and they have made a custom dessert not on the menu just for her .... i would say this evening will hopefully go well and without any complications ... being that it is there new launch night i am expecting service and the food to be top notch!

seriously thought the Grizzly House in Banff do they really have a booth that encourages sex?? ( thoughts brewing )
Awesome, hope it goes well, you'll definitely get some action back home after this.
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Awesome, hope it goes well, you'll definitely get some action back home after this.

Like a Loob Job....?
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seriously thought the Grizzly House in Banff do they really have a booth that encourages sex?? ( thoughts brewing )
They used to have phones at each table where you could call other tables. I think they are gone now.
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They used to have phones at each table where you could call other tables. I think they are gone now.
Truth (I know they had phones) or urban myth, about that being their intended use?
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I have been to Grizzly house a couple of times and the first time came away unimpressed, the second time my wife ended up getting violently ill.

The phones are truth. I heard they used to be a swingers bar. Can't speak to the veracity of the sex room claim as our night after the Grizzly house was filled with moaning of a different kind.
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I have been to Grizzly house a couple of times and the first time came away unimpressed, the second time my wife ended up getting violently ill.

The phones are truth. I heard they used to be a swingers bar. Can't speak to the veracity of the sex room claim as our night after the Grizzly house was filled with moaning of a different kind.
I've only ever been there once. The phones are true, the sex room seems likely.

The restaurant itself though is pretty gross. Everything in the entire place is coated in a veneer of grease.
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Would be interesting if anybody can confirm the existence of the sex booth. A google search did bring up this:

http://www.ffwdweekly.com/article/li...d/place-party/


edit: said google search also turned up a CP thread where a poster here shared a story of having sex with a guy under a table in a restaurant with his wife sitting next to him. gold jerry!
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I've had dinner at the private room before - it's more of a blocked off area as the top of the wall is still open to the rest of the restaurant. There's a flag that you raise and lower when you're ready for the waiter to bring the next course.

Stuff must happen in there because the waiter would always sheepishly knock before entering the room to see how we were doing.
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well Dinner reservations have been confirmed for Rush, going to have a bottle of her fav white wine already chilling for when we get there, and they have made a custom dessert not on the menu just for her .... i would say this evening will hopefully go well and without any complications ... being that it is there new launch night i am expecting service and the food to be top notch!

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Without knowing either one of you, I am guessing she is way out of your league. You've already done a horse and carriage and now the amount of effort you are putting in to this date is above and beyond what others do. I like your ambition! It's either that or I am just a horrible dater. It could be a combination of the two. Good luck, and I hope you score!
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