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Old 01-23-2014, 09:02 AM   #21
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I know he is not popular with the CP demographic but it is always sad to see someone just piss away all of this. If someone does not set him straight he is going to wind up on the Lindsey Lohan path with Miley Cyrus.
Wait wut?

I mean I get the Lindsey Lohan she is one hot mess. But Miley Cyrus doesn't seem to be that way. Sure her music is terrible, she likes to be naked on camera and has a tongue that makes Gene Simmons go "Damn gurl". But when I look at Lohan, Bieber and Cyrus, one of those things is not like the other.
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So he was just leaving a Miami nightclub. How does that work if he is only 19? Is he allowed to enter but not be served, or do many nightclubs in the US disregard the law for high profile patrons?
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do many nightclubs in the US disregard the law for high profile patrons?
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The question is who is inevitably going to play him in his movie biopic when he goes over a cliff in a Ferrari while chasing the dragon and crying about Shannon Doughty?

Hollywood needs to get on this stat and buy the movie rights.

Personally the best thing he could do as a so called role model for kids is to have his pissing in the snow, drinking and dragging drag racer dragged off to jail for a few months of corrective therapy by a bunch of convicts who have teenage daughters and outright hate his music.
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Wait wut?

I mean I get the Lindsey Lohan she is one hot mess. But Miley Cyrus doesn't seem to be that way. Sure her music is terrible, she likes to be naked on camera and has a tongue that makes Gene Simmons go "Damn gurl". But when I look at Lohan, Bieber and Cyrus, one of those things is not like the other.
Thanked for the Gene comment.
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His arrest sheet. I can embed on mobile. Perhaps someone else could?

Check out @MiamiBeachPD's Tweet: https://twitter.com/MiamiBeachPD/sta...82855476740096
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So he was just leaving a Miami nightclub. How does that work if he is only 19? Is he allowed to enter but not be served, or do many nightclubs in the US disregard the law for high profile patrons?
you kiddin playa, if I own a nightclub and the Bie and his possie show up, I'm serving him drinks all night while secretly 911 tweetin the wurld that the Biebs hangs out and drinks at my club.

Shabba dabba doha, snap a few picks of him puking on some dancer, sell my story to the national enquirer for several mil, and I'm not only the hottest night club in the greater Las Angeles area, but I'm suddenly

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Man I so misread that report when the cop reported that he had a stupor look on his face and started to laugh at the thought of the cop having to report that Bieber had a stupid look on his face.

That whole report reads like a guide for what not to do when your getting arrested. Lucky he wasn't arrested in Texas, that's all I'm sayin
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His arrest sheet. I can embed on mobile. Perhaps someone else could?

Check out @MiamiBeachPD's Tweet: https://twitter.com/MiamiBeachPD/sta...82855476740096
Why is the arresting officer yelling the report? It makes it very hard to read.
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There are 3 pages to the report. Only 1 has been posted in this thread.
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Quick fella's this is the break your looking for. If you have daughters who like this guy, its your chance to seize those DVD's and posters and end the subliminal messages and brainwashing that make them play that music in your house 24 hours a day.
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There are 3 pages to the report. Only 1 has been posted in this thread.
Full report has now been posted.
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Honestly, the only real question wrt to Bieber is how long before he overdoses. It's the only realistic way this ends at this point.
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That face is sooooooo punchable.
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:47 AM   #38
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^ A Sizzurp Stroke is more likely.
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Can't wait for this guy to fully crash and burn (but not from a DUI collision, because he will probably kill someone else and get off scott-free), and for him to be some washed up meth head.
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