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Old 01-12-2014, 01:24 AM   #461
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I went to Quebec with some friends today and we cracked up over "Monsieur Lub" (not lube)
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Old 01-12-2014, 10:12 AM   #462
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Old 01-12-2014, 11:26 AM   #464
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I grind my own gears sometimes. I am trying to fill out these stupid forms and I screwed up, so I got out my corrective tape, covered it up and then proceeded to write the exact thing I had just covered up.
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Naming Putin third most admired person of the year REALLY grinds my gears bad. What a bad joke! Oh, wait, it's not a joke...

http://en.ria.ru/russia/20140112/186...ed-Person.html
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:54 PM   #466
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People who don't synchronize their exit from the steam room with other people. Instead, within the span of 2 minutes , 5 people open and close the steam room door, instead of just getting out at the same time.
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:56 PM   #467
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Naming Putin third most admired person of the year REALLY grinds my gears bad. What a bad joke! Oh, wait, it's not a joke...

http://en.ria.ru/russia/20140112/186...ed-Person.html
On the bright side, whoever put him at 3rd is probably on a one-way trip to the gulag.
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Old 01-12-2014, 05:00 PM   #468
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People who don't synchronize their exit from the steam room with other people. Instead, within the span of 2 minutes , 5 people open and close the steam room door, instead of just getting out at the same time.
Or, for steam room RGMG are those wierdos who sit there ogling anyone who walks in, making it so uncomfortable that everyone gets up and leaves within 2 minutes after entering.
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Old 01-12-2014, 05:10 PM   #469
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LOL!

No!

I was calling Wormius out for being the steam room weirdo.
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Old 01-12-2014, 05:14 PM   #470
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Hmm. Thanks.
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Old 01-13-2014, 07:29 AM   #471
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Unstable people grind my gears. I play indoor co-ed soccer on the weekends for fun. I cannot stress enough just how uncompetitive this league is. It's mostly comprised of weekend warriors with below average level talent. Anyway, last night a girl on the other team and I collided, which resulted in her getting knocked down. It was a complete accident but I stopped and turned to see if she was okay. She got up, began swearing at me and then proceeded to kick me in the thigh just above the knee. I was completely stunned by just how ridiculous her reaction was and the next thing I know, she started punching me in the face. She landed 2 shots before it got broken up. She eventually got sent off the field and ran away crying. The whole time I never fought back or retaliated in anyway, but it just pisses me off that she will get away with this nonsense. Oh, and to add insult to injury, they ended up beating us.
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Maybe she likes you.
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Was she wearing #15?

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Unstable people grind my gears. I play indoor co-ed soccer on the weekends for fun. I cannot stress enough just how uncompetitive this league is. It's mostly comprised of weekend warriors with below average level talent. Anyway, last night a girl on the other team and I collided, which resulted in her getting knocked down. It was a complete accident but I stopped and turned to see if she was okay. She got up, began swearing at me and then proceeded to kick me in the thigh just above the knee. I was completely stunned by just how ridiculous her reaction was and the next thing I know, she started punching me in the face. She landed 2 shots before it got broken up. She eventually got sent off the field and ran away crying. The whole time I never fought back or retaliated in anyway, but it just pisses me off that she will get away with this nonsense. Oh, and to add insult to injury, they ended up beating us.

Plays soccer and gets beaten up by a girl......
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Plays soccer and gets beaten up by a girl......
Nah, I stayed on the field and played the rest of the game. My leg is a little sore but other than that I'm fine.
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Nah, I stayed on the field and played the rest of the game. My leg is a little sore but other than that I'm fine.
Did she return your testicles after the game?
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should've falcon punched her.
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Old 01-13-2014, 12:46 PM   #479
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What soccer needs is goons to tune in the other team's goon. Maybe Tonya Harding plays.
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Old 01-13-2014, 12:57 PM   #480
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Say what you want, some sports girls just should not be playing. Not saying they cannot, because they can do it quite well, but should not for their own sake, as it makes them look less feminine. Hockey, soccer, weightlifting to name a few...
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