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Originally Posted by btimbit
I'm now trying to work 'truculence' into a pickup line in my head... I think there's potential here
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If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer... but also because I'm truculent and would like to beat the #### out of anyone who looked at you sideways.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill... but because I'm truculent I would have to beat the #### out of you for increasing my carbon footprint.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, or my truculence will set the carpet on fire.
I could go on and on, because I'm truculent when it comes to words.