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Old 12-28-2013, 03:13 PM   #1821
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If you read the sign behind the trophy winner in the ad, that is rubbing his belly like he has a five alarm turtle head touching cloth, it says it's a "Poutine eating contest."

Which somehow seems even more obscure than a poutine cooking contest.
I'm aware of at least one annual poutine eating contest around here. And There's also a poutine cook-off in November
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Old 12-28-2013, 03:18 PM   #1822
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She was the replacement Laurie on That 70s Show (I don't remember there being a replacement Laurie).

She had a bit of a drug and alcohol problem

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Old 12-28-2013, 03:29 PM   #1823
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Can we get a catholic priest in here to exorcise that demon picture of old Laurie from that seventies show. Just when I got over the first time I saw that ghastly photo it pops up again.

Man alive is that picture big and creepy.

Also, the Dempsters protein bread commercial sucks. And all Michael Bolton Honda commercials. Beat it Michael Bolton. You suck.

Ah and those Jenny Craig commercials with that American Idol winner or whoever the heck she is.

Ah, and that Maybeline commercial with that squeeky voice singer with the whatever the hell kind of poofy on the top haircut 50's thing shes got going on.
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Old 12-28-2013, 06:41 PM   #1824
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That sappy Apple commercial where the family makes a video of their time together and everyone cries and hugs each other when they watch it.
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Every youtube video plays this beforehand...
Drives me mad!
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Old 12-29-2013, 12:03 PM   #1827
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I have had enough.
With that guy that sings on all the phones? I want to smack that guy with a frying pan when he turns his head.
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That sappy Apple commercial where the family makes a video of their time together and everyone cries and hugs each other when they watch it.
I honestly thought it was a cancer or drunk driving awareness video when I first saw it. Pretty poor advertising.
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Old 12-29-2013, 12:32 PM   #1829
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The Skittles commercial - 'my doctor says I have Skittlespox.'

Also, the new commercial for Alan Thicke's apparent reality show. Go away. No one cares about you or your low rent wife.
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With that guy that sings on all the phones? I want to smack that guy with a frying pan when he turns his head.
That would be the one

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Old 12-30-2013, 12:15 AM   #1831
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That stupid TV commercial where the pretentious hippy girl keeps mumbling "What speaks to you" while a bunch of riff raff graffitti all over the walls. I think it is some website or charity thing. You wanna know what speaks to me? Hitting the mute button.
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Did you know the Egg McMuffin only has 290 calories?
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That commercial with the "horror" music and the guy freaking out about everything and his daughter playing the violin...mute button every single time. Have never watched it to the end so I couldn't tell you what it was for. I think TSN plays it during every commercial break for the World Juniors.

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Did you know the Egg McMuffin only has 290 calories?
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
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The Flamin man fitness douch bag! ...enough said.
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Old 01-02-2014, 11:53 AM   #1836
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Oh #### these Keg commercials. I just saw one involving some kind of blind date set up. All awkward at first but by the end she's playing footsies with him. I'm sure the guy is thinking "Thanks Keg! Looks like this girl is keen to get a little sour cream on her hot baked potato thanks to your expertly cooked steaks and quality wine selection."

#### off 'The Keg'!
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What's with that Jiffy Lube commercial that was all over the Winter Classic yesterday? Where the lube rep catches the guy in a trust exercise but then refuses to catch his 'biker' buddy. It doesn't even make any sense. You can trust us with your car unless you have tattoos? And what does falling have to do with oil changes?

Easy the worst commercial I've seen in a while. I'd like to think the people at the ad agency were high when the proposed the idea, but even then the commercial would probably make more sense.
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Keg Commercials = Keg "O" Face when food arrives
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What's with that Jiffy Lube commercial that was all over the Winter Classic yesterday? Where the lube rep catches the guy in a trust exercise but then refuses to catch his 'biker' buddy. It doesn't even make any sense. You can trust us with your car unless you have tattoos? And what does falling have to do with oil changes?
It's such a lame wimpy trust fall too. The guy barely moves 2 degrees.
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The fat loser British kid trying to play goalie. I ####ing hate that punk with a passion. His voice makes me want to practice my slapshot just so I can take a 100 mile per hour shot right at his head from the hash marks.
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