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Old 05-11-2006, 11:13 AM   #1
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Home Depot Scam!!
Hey guys - be warned!!! I don't how many of you shop at Home Depot, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Home Depot here in Calgary and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 25-year-old girls come over as you are loading what you bought in the bed of your SUV. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

So please be careful!
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:23 AM   #2
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:24 AM   #3
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Off to homedepot with an empty wallet I go.
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:35 AM   #4
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Off to homedepot with an empty wallet I go.
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:43 AM   #5
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:03 PM   #7
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When I first started reading this I thought the story was going to be that they grabbed your wood.

Oops, nevermind.
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:10 PM   #8
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Perfect time for a roadtrip from Toronto...
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:13 PM   #9
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Perfect time for a roadtrip from Toronto...
ya just dont go to the HD on Queens Street!
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:15 PM   #10
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:25 PM   #11
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First off are you serious?

what you thought hot girls ust start grinding eachother and then give you a BJ for free? Come on now...

You were gonna have to pay one way or another.
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:43 PM   #12
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First off are you serious?

what you thought hot girls ust start grinding eachother and then give you a BJ for free? Come on now...

You were gonna have to pay one way or another.
No it is a joke that has gone around the internet quite a bit. I have seen it for Walmart, and other large chain stores.
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:44 PM   #13
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When I first started reading this I thought the story was going to be that they grabbed your wood.

Oops, nevermind.
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:47 PM   #14
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No it is a joke that has gone around the internet quite a bit. I have seen it for Walmart, and other large chain stores.
sounds like a conspiracy to make suckers go to shop at their stores more.
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:21 PM   #15
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sounds like a conspiracy to make suckers go to shop at their stores more.
well, call me a sucker, because I'm going there every break I can.
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