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Old 11-14-2013, 06:30 PM   #1341
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LOL.

I cannot wait for John Stewart's take on the 'all I can eat at the Y' stuff.
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Old 11-14-2013, 06:46 PM   #1342
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Yup, we should definitely see that tonight, as they did nothing on him last night. Colbert probably touch on it too.

Heard SNL has something in the works for Sat.
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Old 11-14-2013, 06:54 PM   #1343
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Oh boy.

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A cheeky American budget airline swears it wasn’t smoking crack when it offered cheap airfare Thursday, including a $29.90 one-way ticket to the Toronto region.



Spirit Airlines assured fliers in an online ad that they don’t smoke the illegal drug Mayor Rob Ford has recently confessed to using, in a bid to sell ultra-low airfare including a $29.90 one-way ticket to the Niagara Falls, NY airport.

“We’re not smoking crack,” reads the ad. “Our fares REALLY are this low!”
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Old 11-14-2013, 08:30 PM   #1344
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School Board saying schools won't be doing field trips to city hall anymore.

Makes sense, but I found it pretty funny.
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Old 11-14-2013, 08:42 PM   #1345
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Did he say something about eating muff!!??
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Old 11-14-2013, 08:44 PM   #1346
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My day was complete when Charlie Sheen became involved in this whole thing.

Next we just need Keith Richards, Motley Crue, Lindsay Lohan, and Rush Limbaugh to chime in.

Truly, I don't know what to expect next.
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Old 11-14-2013, 08:45 PM   #1347
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Yup, we should definitely see that tonight, as they did nothing on him last night. Colbert probably touch on it too.

Heard SNL has something in the works for Sat.
Ah, Chris Farley died way, way too soon. That would have been amazing.
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Are you talking about the fake Sheen letter?
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Old 11-14-2013, 09:11 PM   #1349
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Oh man, Jon Stewart is all over this tonight on The Daily Show. The crowd went wild when he played the eating ##### clip. So funny.
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Are you talking about the fake Sheen letter?
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Old 11-14-2013, 10:22 PM   #1351
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Tonight's daily show

http://youtu.be/EmAhQ8l0aZs
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I really hope that the Argos win the eastern final on Sunday and go to the Grey Cup. we will have no end of fun in predicting the traditional bet between the mayors of the competing cities...
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Tonight's daily show

http://youtu.be/EmAhQ8l0aZs
I think the comedians struggle with the Ford material a little bit. It's so funny and outrageous when you just simply report it, it's hard to add to it.

Credit to the Torontonian who drew up that Cartman poster though. That's awesome.
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Old 11-14-2013, 10:36 PM   #1354
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I really hope that the Argos win the eastern final on Sunday and go to the Grey Cup. we will have no end of fun in predicting the traditional bet between the mayors of the competing cities...
Mayor Ford - if the Argos lose, he must wear the opposing teams jersey to an entire week of apologies, and must give up crack for one week.

Other mayor - if their team loses, must wear Argos jersey to council meeting and try crack.

Sound fair?
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So of course after signing Rob to their TV network, the Sun rewards him with another noble, flattering cover

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Tonight's daily show

http://youtu.be/EmAhQ8l0aZs
I thought the part about the 8 second pause was really funny.
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Old 11-15-2013, 08:35 AM   #1357
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That Cartman poster was awesome!

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It's a shame Ford isn't the mayor of NYC. Could you imagine the Post headlines?
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Old 11-15-2013, 10:10 AM   #1360
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I'm telling you, this man is amazing. I haven't been this politically entertained in years. Rob Ford is the best thing to happen to politics in years. I..I.. can't stop watching. It's just too good. He's a living, breathing free tabloid. You can't write this stuff.
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