10-10-2013, 02:04 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Thanks for sharing Joe Thornton!
http://blogs.canoe.ca/slam/hockey/jo...cored-4-goals/
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Asked what the San Jose Sharks captain would have done if he had scored four goals in one game like rookie teammate Hertl did Monday, Thornton provided an R-rated answer.
“I’d have my c–k out if I scored four goals. I’d have my c–k out, stroking it,” Thornton said.
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10-10-2013, 02:07 PM
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#3
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Scoring Winger
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hahaha
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10-10-2013, 02:08 PM
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#4
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Lifetime Suspension
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That's amazing. Seriously.
Shut up you GD reporter who's never scored at pick up ball hockey.
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10-10-2013, 02:10 PM
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#5
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Calgary
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Reminds me of the last frame of this comic...
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10-10-2013, 02:11 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Sweden
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Hahaha. So awesome.
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10-10-2013, 02:13 PM
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#7
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I'd do the exact same thing. The man needs a statue erected of him. Thank you Joe, for being you.
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10-10-2013, 02:14 PM
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#8
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Vancouver
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Haha....was he drunk or something?
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A few weeks after crashing head-first into the boards (denting his helmet and being unable to move for a little while) following a hit from behind by Bob Errey, the Calgary Flames player explains:
"I was like Christ, lying on my back, with my arms outstretched, crucified"
-- Frank Musil - Early January 1994
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10-10-2013, 02:16 PM
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#9
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: lower mainland
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10-10-2013, 02:16 PM
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#10
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Not exactly a sugar coated response, love it. The media should let the Hertl thing go already, he's a kid who scored a goal, it's not like he went sliding down the ice after scoring.
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10-10-2013, 02:16 PM
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#11
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Calgary
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Oh god, my sides!
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10-10-2013, 02:17 PM
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#12
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Lifetime Suspension
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Hahaha, god damn. There's nothing I like more than when a player answers a question and totally goes off the script. Hilarious!
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10-10-2013, 02:17 PM
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#13
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Powerplay Quarterback
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brilliant!
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10-10-2013, 02:17 PM
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#14
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Realtor®
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Calgary
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Im sure numerous guys would have loved to have said the same thing but props to Joe for actually saying it. It will/should warrant a fine however it will be peanuts compared to his salary!
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10-10-2013, 02:21 PM
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#15
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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That is really funny. I bet they make him apologize though.
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10-10-2013, 02:22 PM
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#16
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Abbotsford, BC
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Hahahaha wow. Thornton should win the Art Ross just for that quote.
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10-10-2013, 02:22 PM
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#17
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Calgary
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That's the hockey-est answer I've ever heard.
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10-10-2013, 02:24 PM
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#18
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Backlash, not for Thornton, but the Vancouver media:
Dan Murphy@sportsnetmurph8m
Not sure 'ole Joe expected his joke to be published. He said it off camera while Marleau was in a scrum. Funny line, but OTR I thought.
Brodie Brazil@brodiebrazilCSN23m
Great job, Vancouver media: Things get said in jest all the time & are understood to be "off the record". Not surprised you'd print it.
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10-10-2013, 02:25 PM
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#19
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Scoring Winger
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Wow he should go back to high school. I'm 20 and more mature than that
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10-10-2013, 02:28 PM
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#20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackWallStreet
Wow he should go back to high school. I'm 20 and more mature than that
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False.
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