Best Downtown Fitness Club

[squiggs96]

Originally Posted by Acey

The Goodlife in that mall at Crowchild/Shaganappi was full of babes, to the point that your workouts actually suffered. I switched gyms because I moved.

It moved?

[pylon]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

explain please?

ZYZZ is some early 20's D-bag from Australia that got himself all jacked up on steroids, and would go out clubbing with a camera crew in tow with his equally D-bag friends. If an actual D-bag, an MMA fighter, a Monster Energy drink, a pair of white Oakley Sunglasses, Elaine Benes's dance and a bucket of protein powder had a child, it would be ZYZZ.

Anyway, ZYZZ was found dead in some sort of bathhouse somewhere in Asia, and although all these young guys blame a heart defect, it is pretty widely accepted it was coke and roids that killed him. However, there is a ton of young men out there that idolize this guy like he is something special for some unknown reason because he had an online presence. I was working out one time at Talisman Centre, and this group of young guys were doing this ######ed dance thing while not working out whatsoever yet some how using two benches to do nothing, and acting like the biggest bunch of nozzles I have ever seen. They were also all wearing eye make up. I had to ask what the hell their problem was and the conversation went like this.

Pylon: Guys, seriously, what the hell is your problem? I need to use this bench. Go dance somewhere else.

Eye makeup guy 1: ZYZZ BraH!

Pylon: Huh?

Eye makeup guy 2: ZYZZ BRAH!

Pylon: Zits?

Eye makeup guy 1: ZYZZ. Zee. Why. Zee. Zee. Braaaaaahhhhhh.

I was confused, and googled it on my iPhone, and got the back story on ZYZZ. I then realized that young people today have terrible role models.

[sun]

Originally Posted by pylon

ZYZZ is some early 20's D-bag from Australia that got himself all jacked up on steroids, and would go out clubbing with a camera crew in tow with his equally D-bag friends. If an actual D-bag, an MMA fighter, a Monster Energy drink, a pair of white Oakley Sunglasses, Elaine Benes's dance and a bucket of protein powder had a child, it would be ZYZZ.

Anyway, ZYZZ was found dead in some sort of bathhouse somewhere in Asia, and although all these young guys blame a heart defect, it is pretty widely accepted it was coke and roids that killed him. However, there is a ton of young men out there that idolize this guy like he is something special for some unknown reason because he had an online presence. I was working out one time at Talisman Centre, and this group of young guys were doing this ######ed dance thing while not working out whatsoever yet some how using two benches to do nothing, and acting like the biggest bunch of nozzles I have ever seen. They were also all wearing eye make up. I had to ask what the hell their problem was and the conversation went like this.

Pylon: Guys, seriously, what the hell is your problem? I need to use this bench. Go dance somewhere else.

Eye makeup guy 1: ZYZZ BraH!

Pylon: Huh?

Eye makeup guy 2: ZYZZ BRAH!

Pylon: Zits?

Eye makeup guy 1: ZYZZ. Zee. Why. Zee. Zee. Braaaaaahhhhhh.

I was confused, and googled it on my iPhone, and got the back story on ZYZZ. I then realized that young people today have terrible role models.

u mirin, plyon? dyel?

[Zarley]

Originally Posted by lazypucker

Let me ask a related question - which health club has the most number of hot chicks?

UofC Fitness Centre.

Edit: I haven't been to the Mount Royal gym, but I assume it would be better in this regard.

[Acey]

Originally Posted by Northendzone

this is some kind of crazy talk.......

A year ago when I was there and it was still a Gold's Gym... abso-frickin-lutely.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by pylon

Pylon: Guys, seriously, what the hell is your problem? I need to use this bench. Go dance somewhere else.

Eye makeup guy 1: ZYZZ BraH!

Pylon: Huh?

Eye makeup guy 2: ZYZZ BRAH!

Pylon: Zits?

Eye makeup guy 1: ZYZZ. Zee. Why. Zee. Zee. Braaaaaahhhhhh.

I was confused, and googled it on my iPhone, and got the back story on ZYZZ. I then realized that young people today have terrible role models.

Did it play out something like this? And more importantly did you slap them around for pronouncing it "zee" intsead of "zed"?

[Locke]

Yeah, from a Canadian standpoint pronouncing the name of a guy named 'Zyzz' is essentially just gargling peanut butter.